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Crunchy

cricketWhat we have all learnt from this year’s US presidential election is to never, ever make a bet. Just ask Sam Wang, founder of the Princeton Election Consortium, who promised to eat a bug if Trump received more that 240 electoral votes. Silly man. I am personally owed 2 lunches for the suckers who thought Hillary was a romp in. Now, now before you all go hate on me, I wasn’t hoping for a Trump win, just loving the reaction I got when I said he was going to win.

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Big Ol Nasty Party

What’s worse than having your house ransacked? Coming home to find the burglar’s on the couch having sex. Sheez, get a room. In the unfortunate owner’s words… “It’s like they just had a big ol’ nasty party.’ Worse still, while the owner was a way for a few days the burglar couple were seen flogging her jewellery. She has since set up a GoFundMe page which has managed to raise $10.

PSST: I hope she sold the couch.

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Can’t Cough That One Out

Ewwwwww gross

Ewwwwww gross

Ever wondered how a woman could get a 2 inch furball in her vagina? Me neither. However, it happened. A woman, who let her two kitties sleep in her bed, began complaining of severe stomach aches. Off she toddled to the gyno who on further inspection discovered a furball entangled in her IUD contraceptive coil. Go on, permission to gag. Evidently, neither her partner or herself slept in underwear and well, during sex cat hairs become attached to boyfriend’s penis…you can figure out the rest. I am guessing poor Cricket and Donut no longer snuggle up in bed with them.

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Prepare To Be Grossed Out

pube_hairFrom the woman that bought you the Skittles dress, introducing the pube hair dress. I know, just gross. But loons, there is more, the designer used social media to source the pubic hairs. Oh for the love of hair wax, just NO.

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Foul!

fartA soccer player in Sweden let one rip and was sent off by the ref. Yep, a red card for farting. Ref claims it was “deliberate” and “unsportsmanlike”,  he said “I had a bad stomach and so I simply let go”,  players said it was “loud and clear”.

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For Mice

Hell NO!!!!! I came across this yesterday and nearly gagged on my Krispy Kreme.

cheese latte

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Special K!

Step away from your cereal bowls loons. Dear lord, a video “supposedly” of a disgruntled Kellogg’s worker peeing on products on the assembly line has appeared on Youtube. The crunchy ones on the top you can eat, while the ones on the bottom you can drink. Kellogg’s are in damaged control as they work with law enforcement to identify the culprit at the Memphis facility . They believe the products that could be affected included Rice Krispies Treats and puffed rice cake products. But before you go throwing out your cereal the incident happened in 2014 so it is more than likely the contaminated cereal has already been eaten.

 

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