Category Archives: Friggin Hilarious

Rain On Your Parade

You have a brilliant start up idea. You get investors to fork out nearly $2 million. You launch in April. Within two months you have it rolled out to 11 major cities in China. What could possibly go wrong? Well, if you have a Chinese umbrella sharing rental business and it buckets down for days, don’t expect them returned anytime soon. Yep, after a fortnight 300,000 umbrellas were stolen. The big flaw in their E Umbrella idea…..they didn’t include a charge fee for failure to return the umbrellas. Back to the drawing board.

Leave a comment

Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!

Put That On Your Resume

OK , I love a record breaking feat . So anyone want to see an  Indian guy break the Guinness World Record by spinning a basketball on a toothbrush for 53 seconds ? Of course you do….it’s hilarious.

PSST Still no cure for cancer.

 

2 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Have You Checked the Children?

Attention loons, best job ever is being offered in Scotland. Hands up who wants to be a nanny? OK, there is just one catch, apart from having to look after friggin snowflakes, you have to contend with a ghost. Evidently the place is hell crazy…weird noises, furniture moving, things breaking (the usual paranormal stuff). So far 5 nannies have run for the hills. The family claim they have never experienced anything out of the ordinary. Hmm, so what are the odds they employed 5 lying, delusional child care workers? Sleep with one eye open nannies.

2 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

It Beats Walking

Dude, that’s no way to get through life!

1 Comment

Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious

Pure Slack Ass Genius

Dave is one lazy bastard. His mate asked him to create a poster for an upcoming event…too easy

1 Comment

Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious

This Is How You Do It

So I was minding my own bees wax in China when I spied this interesting series of events…

2 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Cyclone Debbie

As Queensland braces itself for cyclone Debbie, a massive category 4 cyclone, one business is making light of the deadly situation .

1 Comment

Filed under Friggin Hilarious