Aliens Are Coming

A bizarre ‘Death Star’ has been spotted over Japan and some conspiracy theorists believe it is a puff screen hiding aliens. Oh dear god, I will be there in 2 weeks…guess I will be packing my foil hat just in case.

Domino’s Little Helpers

Want pizza in Japan during winter? Well you can AND have it delivered by a reindeer. Trials are underway in Hokkaido to train reindeer to deliver Domino pizzas. It is so going to happen  as soon as they work out how to get them to behave and how to attach the delivery boxes securely on their backs . Good luck with that, pizza maybe cold.

Won’t It Put You Off Your Food?

A naked restaurant will be opening in Tokyo very soon but if you are plump, chubby or downright fat you won’t be allowed in … sorry. The restaurant has made it very clear if you are 15kg over your weight average don’t even think about booking . Blahahaha, plenty of fast food outlets to service your needs I guess? So what does one get for stripping down to just paper undies? Well, for the $750 a head you are served a meal by G-string wearing muscle men and a dance show featuring more male models . I’m guessing everyone is naked so a stripper is pointless, right?

Japanese Pop Star Attacked By Crazed Fan

OK, one more time people. When a creepy obsessed fan sends you a gift just send him a simple thank you note and then ring the police ASAP. A Japanese pop singer is fighting for her life after she returned a watch sent to her from a psychotic fan and he turned up at her concert and went crackers. Mayu Tomita was stabbed over 20 times when she didn’t give him a straight answer as to why she returned his present. I’m guessing she was lost for words …. She is now lying unconscious in a Tokyo hospital.

Sumo Sprint

The funniest thing you will see all day….three sumo wrestlers thinking they are sprinters.

Well That Just Escalated

You know what I hate? When you are doing a live-stream and you accidentally set your apartment alight while everyone is still watching. Awks. I was nearly  compelled to yell at him… in the same way I yell at idiots on Judge Judy.

Excuse Me Waiter This Dish Tastes Like….

A Japanese chef, wanting to make something unique, has created a poo flavoured curry. Yes, you heard me, poo. Fortunately the ingredients doesn’t include the real thing but is made from stuff that will make you think it is. But wait there is more…. the chef use to be an porn actor and he was inspired by his real feces eating roles. The curry shop is in Tokyo for anyone who is game enough to try. Oh and did I fail to mention it is served in a toilet bowl shaped dish?