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Category Archives: Friggin Kim Jong Il
Dear Leader maybe have left the building but the house is still rocking …
OMG, North Korea’s Dear Leader is dead from fatigue . How tragic. Now his dream of lassoing the moon and doing a duet with Justin Bieber are gone. Gee, I hope Kim Jong Un is going to be as much fun as daddy? Hmm, just might skip the old RIP.
OMG loons, guess what? North Korea is now accepting tourists. OK, there is a catch….no photos, no cellphones, no talking to locals, no wandering down the streets and, god forbid, never ever send an email. Hmm, but other than that, you are free to stroll around your hotel room and watch government run propaganda on the telly. Seems with all these nasty sanctions put in place by the UN and US are taking a toll on Kim Jong Il’s wallet. He needs the tourist bucks to keep up the lifestyle he is accustom to. A small area near the east coast that North Korea stole from South Korea, after a tourist was shot in 2008, will be the testing ground for the first load of tourists. Currently North Korea only wants Chinese tourists, which is understandable. If they step out of line and get thrown in jail the UN and the US won’t give a shit. Always thinking!!!!