Trust the North Koreans to come out with a global happiness index. Can you guess which, according to their findings, are the happiest countries in the world ? Ranking number one for happiness is …drum roll….China, with a perfect 100 out of 100 score, followed closely behind by North Korea, Cuba, Iran and Venezuela. And surprise, surprise, guess who came in dead last? The U.S of A. Arch rivals South Korea came in a surprising 152nd out of a possible 203 countries
Hmm, things must have begun looking up for Kimmy Jong Il since this ….
Sheez, Onry prace reft to horiday
Sheez, maybe it is doomsday, Kim Jong Il’s been spotted in an industrial city in northern China on secret dictator’s business.
Go on, stop me!
Well it seems Kim Jong Il and his band of merry men have come up with an alternative to growing more crops to feed the starving millions. Sheez, why waste such good soil on food when you can grow poppies….in other words heroin. Yes, recent satellite images reveal an expansion of opium poppy fields around prison camps. Nice move Kimmy, get the prisoners to do your dirty work. North Korean cronies say they “do not allow food production by prisoners because they would steal it. They would rather grow drugs.” And anywho Kimmy made a killing in the 90’s producing heroin and getting his diplomats to flog it overseas. Now he is looking at joining forces with the Japanese Yakuza and the Russian Mafia to make his country some quick bucks.
Egads, seriously princess! Despite missing out on an invite Kim Jong Il took no time in copying Princess Beatrice’s style. However he is claiming she stole it from his 1980’s Il Spring Collection!
Why you steal from me?
Woohoo, it’s you’re birthday, it’s your birthday. So what did you get? Are you having a party? Sheez, you look amazing for
70 21! Shame your son, Kimmy Jong Chol, skipped it in favor of the Eric Clapton concert in Singapore. Second sons suck anyways. For he’s a jolly good fella, for he’s a jolly good fella …….
Guess who this lazy exiled dude’s papa is?
North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong Il of course.
Nam got his marching orders after he secretly snuck off to Japan’s Disneyland. Sheez, he’d have been a much more fun leader. Now his younger half bro is heir apparent.