Oh for goodness sakes will you dumbasses stop ringing 911. Latest loser Mark Anthony Johnson rang the dispatcher saying he had just murdered someone and was still armed. Police responded with a “Code 3” (that’s tech talk for full speed with lights and sirens blazing) only to find Mr Johnson home alone. Evidently he had been assaulted earlier in the day and thought if he made up a murder scenerio the police would get there quicker. He was right.
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Don’t Try This
Drum Roll Please
And the Winner Is

Fail, fool!
OK the first rule of bank robbery, don’t give your name, address and bank details before you attempt to hold it up. Jarell Paul Arnold walked into the Alaska USA Federal Credit Union in Anchorage handed over all his personal details before slipping the teller a note demanding money. Oh and if you think he was a first timer think again, the fool had already served time for a failed robbery in 2004. Hmm, it maybe time to be thinking, career change.
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There Was a WHAT On My Shoulders?

Blahaha, what a dumbass!
If you are in possession of drug paraphernalia I wouldn’t suggest you ride a bicycle with a metre long alligator hanging around your shoulders. Hmm nope, that will just attract unwanted attention. When police pulled up along side Terron Ingram in Louisiana he did what any jail fearing fool would do. He ditched the bike and the alligator and made a run for it.So now he can add cruelty to animals by abandonment, to his resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia rap sheet!
And You Thought No One Would Notice

Wow, the Prime Minister has great eyesight!
I am guessing it was a particular word that caught the eye of Croatian Prime Minister Jadranka Kosor and not her master of the English language that lead to a cameraman’s immediate sacking. During a government session Kosor spied one the RTL TV cameraman wearing a “I don’t need sex. The government f**** me every day” t-shirt. Kosor was so shocked and insulted by the act she requested his immediate dismissal (well, his t-shirt said it all really!). In his defence the cameraman said he wore it because it was the only clean t-shirt he had. Sounds right!
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Unlucky Dumbass
What’s the odds that if you outfit your Ford Crown Victoria with flashing lights, microphones and speaker and pretend you are a cop, you’ll get caught? Pretty high if you are Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland. Poor Antonio managed to pick, of all the cars in California, the lone unmarked cop car? Impersonating a police officer is a jail sentence, being a dumbass, well, that’s a life sentence!
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