Category Archives: Friggin Scary

What Is The Odds?

It seems when it comes to the end of the world both NASA and the European Space Operations Centre love scaring the beegezus out of us. ESOC are now on the “death by asteroid” bandwagon, predicting it is just a matter of time before KABOOM. But don’t fear earthlings, Europe is setting up a series of telescopes which will give us a 3 weeks heads up on any wayward asteroids . Well that is handy for NO ONE!!!!

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On The Buses

You get cleaned up by a bus…what do you do? Go to the pub of course….

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What was He Thinking?

Seriously Mr Pilot, when an engine blows on your plane with over 350 people on board PLEASE don’t ask the passengers to pray. The AirAsia flight was about 90 minutes into its flight from Perth to Malaysia when kaboom…the left engine blew up. The plane began vibrating like a washing machine and passengers began fearing the worse. That’s when the pilot came over the intercom announcing they were turning back for an emergency landing . He ended his announcement with ‘I hope you all say a prayer, I will be saying a prayer too and let’s hope we all get back home safely’. Evidently that is when people started reaching for their life jackets fearing the plane would plunge into the ocean at any moment. I would have been been emptying that drinks trolley and rocking in the crash fetal position

PSST The airline is claiming the incident was nothing more than a “technical ” issue.

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See Ya Later

The scariest part of this video isn’t the gigantic friggin alligator stomping across the golf course …. hell no…it’s the dude telling his mate to stand next to it to get perspective. Yeah Dave, go pat it!

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Stephen King Rang

The mayor of Salem got a fright when he saw this staring down at him from a street light. Boo!

 

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Snake 1

When a guy went missing while harvesting palm oil in Indonesia the locals became concerned….look away Loons, this might get ugly. It was kinda of justified…. nearby they noticed the outline of rubber boots protruding from the belly of a 7ft python. YES!!!! The snake had evidently snuck up behind the farmer, choked him, then  swallowed him whole.

Don’t believe me? There is a video. View at your own peril.

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We Are Not Alone

Worst fear realised ….. aliens have even worst taste in music than Earthlings. Astronauts on the Apollo 10 mission reported hearing weird music while orbiting the dark side of the moon in 1969.  Thanks to the lifting of classified NASA files in 2008 and a TV doco NASA’s Unexplained Files, we can collectively go WTF!!!! The recordings were made and transcribed during the time Apollo 10 was temporarily cut off with earth during an orbit of the dark side, the astronauts can be heard saying “You hear that? That whistling sound?” “That sure is weird music,”.

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