Category Archives: Friggin Wildlife

Waiter There Is A … Oh Never Mind

Move over Cat Cafe’s there is a new player in town. Introducing the first pop up Rat Cafe. Yes, now you don’t have to pull up a bin, you can eat with rats in the comfort of a cafe. OK, you don’t actually eat with the vermin, they come later (due to health codes). But you do get to mingle with the furry creatures in a dungeon environment. Thanks San Francisco.

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Wildlife Don’t Give A Sh*t

It seems like wildlife have had enough and no longer give a toss about what humans think. Take these kangaroos for instances. Stuff it, lets hold up traffic while we get it on!!!!

Then there is this guy …

Every day, during peak hour traffic, he crosses the busy road to get to his harem on the other side. He don’t care how inconvenient it is. You can goddam wait!!!

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See Ya Later

The scariest part of this video isn’t the gigantic friggin alligator stomping across the golf course …. hell no…it’s the dude telling his mate to stand next to it to get perspective. Yeah Dave, go pat it!

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Leave It To Beaver

A very embarrassed beaver got its butt stuck in a fence and had to wait until the Hamilton Animal Services rocked up with soap. He is now resting up in rehab. The Hamilton Animal Services manager response ….”We believe that no beaver should be left behind.”

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Kill Joy Fox Ruins Easter

Take note amateurs, if you are going to hide your candy filled plastic eggs around the yard at night for an Easter egg hunt, please notify your local sweet toothed fox. He obviously didn’t get the MEMO but sends many thanks to the Virginia family for the 30 tasty eggs.

PS Why am I singing Fox on with the runs?

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Snake 1

When a guy went missing while harvesting palm oil in Indonesia the locals became concerned….look away Loons, this might get ugly. It was kinda of justified…. nearby they noticed the outline of rubber boots protruding from the belly of a 7ft python. YES!!!! The snake had evidently snuck up behind the farmer, choked him, then  swallowed him whole.

Don’t believe me? There is a video. View at your own peril.

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Run Chickens, RUN!!!!

Holy spicy chicken wings Batman, this  Jurassic rooster is real. The Brahma chicken called Merakli is owned by a guy in Europe. Hmmmm, anywhere near Chernobyl?

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