Take note amateurs, if you are going to hide your candy filled plastic eggs around the yard at night for an Easter egg hunt, please notify your local sweet toothed fox. He obviously didn’t get the MEMO but sends many thanks to the Virginia family for the 30 tasty eggs.
PS Why am I singing Fox
on with the runs?
When a guy went missing while harvesting palm oil in Indonesia the locals became concerned….look away Loons, this might get ugly. It was kinda of justified…. nearby they noticed the outline of rubber boots protruding from the belly of a 7ft python. YES!!!! The snake had evidently snuck up behind the farmer, choked him, then swallowed him whole.
Don’t believe me? There is a video. View at your own peril.
Holy spicy chicken wings Batman, this Jurassic rooster is real. The Brahma chicken called Merakli is owned by a guy in Europe. Hmmmm, anywhere near Chernobyl?
Sure Australia has some mighty scary creatures…but none so scary as this narcissistic bird. The bush stone-curlew bird likes nothing better than staring at itself for hours.
Oh for the love of god, what hell did you uncover? When a snake wrangler got a call about a rattlesnake in a home loo, he suspected it wasn’t the only slithering beast in the house. After removing the loo snake he went on a little hunt and uncovered 13 rattlers in their storm cellar and another 10 under the house. Feet up people , feet up. The family said they hadn’t seen a rattlesnake in years. Seems they are secretive, sneaky buggers.
It didn’t take long for this feline to discover there were kitty drugs in this Netherlands pet supply store. When staff went to the catnip aisle they found a random cat writhing in ecstasy over their toys. Well played kitty. The embarrassed owner eventually carted the drugged up puss home.
You know you are in Australia when people are asked to catch and donate deadly funnel web spiders to the Australian Reptile Park because they are low on venom antidote. Seems due to the amount of people being bitten this summer, stocks are low. So, let me get this straight, so many people have been bitten by these deadly spiders they have run low on anti venom they want more people to catch them. What could possibly go wrong?