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Monica Lewinsky You Are Not Alone

Attention office workers. If you decide to have sex at work (after dark) make sure the lights are off and there isn’t a pub full of Kiwis drinking across the road who can see you ….just saying. Oh and yes ,they did record every sordid detail on their smart phones and then posted them all over Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. The married senior insurance manager and the young female office junior were unaware they were being cheered on from across the street by over 50 bar patrons. One witness said  ‘To be honest, after watching them f*** for a good half hour, people started to get bored and drift off back to the dancefloor.’

It wasn’t long before news travelled back to the missus (and the world) that her hubby had been well, you know …. No word on the fate of the two love rats.


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Je Suis Charlie

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January 9, 2015 · 2:12 am

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November 5, 2014 · 12:49 am

Christmas Not Cancelled

christmas tree 3Settle kiddies, the body found at the North Pole was not Santa, I repeat, NOT Santa. Police have recovered the remains but found no red suit. Phew.


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Evidently Terrorist’s Hate Talent Shows

bomb-3OK people, you might be taking this increased terrorism level threat a little too far. Seems extra security has been placed on the set of X Factor Australia to screen audience members carrying bags onto the set. Hmm, with all the pyrotechnics used on the show it would be hard to work out who was kabooming who. I smell a publicity stunt.

Note I gotta ask …why is no one worried about Channel Ten’s Family Feud?

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Is Ebola Cure Only For The Western World?

What is this Ebola plague they speak of?

What is this Ebola plague they speak of?

OK, firstly let me just say it is great news that both Kent Brantly and Nancy Writbol have survived the dreaded Ebola virus. However, some things still concern me. Firstly, I am sure the pharmaceutical companies are more advanced in the cure for Ebola than  they are letting on. Reason? Well, ‘Lady al Qaeda’ the MIT-educated neuroscientist who is now spending 86 years behind bars in Texas was planning to explode a dirty bomb full of Ebola and chemicals when caught in 2008. The US government has known that the Ebola virus was/is part of terrorists arsenal, so of course they would be racing to find a cure . I am sure we don’t even know the half of it.

Secondly, if they can risk giving the new experimental antidote on “Western white people” why wouldn’t they have tried to save Dr. Modupeh Cole and Dr. Sheik Humarr Khan, two brilliant “African” Sierra Leone doctors who were leading the fight against the disease. I think the excuse and justification ie we only having a small dose of the  medicine , is probably a mis-truth  because a) they didn’t want  “Sophie’s Choice” scenarios and b) there is no money in it for them. Just saying.

Want sauce with that?


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Contested Waters And The Missing Malaysian Airline

sherlock 2China and Vietnam are currently involved in a serious dispute over  contested South China Sea waters which Washington fears may escalate into full out war. Now call me crazy, but didn’t the Mayalsian Airlines disappear immediately after  flying into Vietnamese airspace? I certainly hope the plane was not shot down by the Vietnamese and this on going search is just a ruse to avoid an international incident and another potential war.  I still harp back to that oil rig guy who saw an explosion in the air around the time the plane went missing.


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It’s Oscar Night

I love the Oscars. I try to see all the movies nominated before the award night. Flying back from Hong Kong they had all the friggin movies I hadn’t seen on the inflight entertainment but I could only squeeze in two. Heavy sigh. Anywho, hands up who thought Cate Blanchett’s portrail of Jasmine was a rip off of Stella in a Street car Named Desire? I thought Sally Hawkins’ preformance was more deserving. I hear Mia and her son have just logged on to Twitter in anticipation.

As for Amy Adams and Leonardo Decaprio… how can the Academy be so cruel? Poor Amy has been nominated 5 times and Leo 4 and so far squat! Seriously, can someone please  put them out of their misery …oh wait, forget that, I really enjoy watching their disappointed fake smile faces.

Meryl Streep is on her 18th nomination and hoping to snatch a fourth statue (from Cate’s grasp) to  plonk on  her mantel.

Oh and Jennifer Lawrence hasn’t disappointed , she just face planted on the red carpet. That makes it two years running. You go girl.

OK, here are the Loon’s predictions

Best Actress. Probably Cate but hoping for Meryl (she does the best acceptance speeches). Would really love Sandra Bullock to pull it off so that it can confirm that the whole damn Oscar voting system is rigged. Seriously, take off those 3D glasses and the film is simply about the unluckiest bitch in space.  Why was she nominated?

Best Actor Matthew McConaughey, because losing copious amounts of weight or sticking on a prosthesis in the name of art is automatic win in Hollywood. The surprise curve ball could be Bruce Dern because we all know the Academy likes to give an Oscar to the elderly , saves them all the guilt of not giving them one when they really deserved it.

Best Supporting Actress The woman with the name I can’t pronounce … yeah her.

Best Supporting Actor Jared Leto because no one cares or has heard of the other nominees.


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Deadly Tweet

Question 3Tweeting about your hubby’s affair…. impulsive. Ending up dead in your 5 star hotel room … Pricelifeless. If you are the wife of an Indian politician and you discover that he has been cheating just keep your tweets quiet or you may come to an “unnatural and sudden” end. Isn’t that right Sunanda Pushkar?


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