Attention office workers. If you decide to have sex at work (after dark) make sure the lights are off and there isn’t a pub full of Kiwis drinking across the road who can see you ….just saying. Oh and yes ,they did record every sordid detail on their smart phones and then posted them all over Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. The married senior insurance manager and the young female office junior were unaware they were being cheered on from across the street by over 50 bar patrons. One witness said ‘To be honest, after watching them f*** for a good half hour, people started to get bored and drift off back to the dancefloor.’
It wasn’t long before news travelled back to the missus (and the world) that her hubby had been well, you know …. No word on the fate of the two love rats.
OK people, you might be taking this increased terrorism level threat a little too far. Seems extra security has been placed on the set of X Factor Australia to screen audience members carrying bags onto the set. Hmm, with all the pyrotechnics used on the show it would be hard to work out who was kabooming who. I smell a publicity stunt.
Note I gotta ask …why is no one worried about Channel Ten’s Family Feud?
OK, firstly let me just say it is great news that both Kent Brantly and Nancy Writbol have survived the dreaded Ebola virus. However, some things still concern me. Firstly, I am sure the pharmaceutical companies are more advanced in the cure for Ebola than they are letting on. Reason? Well, ‘Lady al Qaeda’ the MIT-educated neuroscientist who is now spending 86 years behind bars in Texas was planning to explode a dirty bomb full of Ebola and chemicals when caught in 2008. The US government has known that the Ebola virus was/is part of terrorists arsenal, so of course they would be racing to find a cure . I am sure we don’t even know the half of it.
Secondly, if they can risk giving the new experimental antidote on “Western white people” why wouldn’t they have tried to save Dr. Modupeh Cole and Dr. Sheik Humarr Khan, two brilliant “African” Sierra Leone doctors who were leading the fight against the disease. I think the excuse and justification ie we only having a small dose of the medicine , is probably a mis-truth because a) they didn’t want “Sophie’s Choice” scenarios and b) there is no money in it for them. Just saying.
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