OK Loons, one more time, do not, and I repeat, do not put peanut butter on your crotch when in the room with a bulldog. Unless of course, you don’t want your penis or testicles. Apparently, the dog ate the man’s genitals and left him bleeding on the floor.
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Just heard Simon Cowell has moved to a new 30 mil abode near Pope Francis’s holiday digs. That could be quite the clash, one who believes in God and one who believes he is. At least it will be easier to get a private audience with the Pope, just jump the fence.
Cape Town is about to face the worst natural disaster in their history. In a hundred days the modern African city will have no water. Zip, zero, nada. A drought has all but dwindled the city’s water supply. The reservoir that supplies two thirds of water to its 4 million residents is nearly dry as a bone. Within a few weeks the water levels will be so low the water will not be able to flow through the pipes. If “Day Zero” arrives all taps will be turned off. It is a scary thought. Without water it is feared there will be pure mayhem as people fight for what little water is left. Businesses relying on water have already began laying off people. This is going to be one hell of a nightmare domino effect.
How could this happen? Ask their so-called government. Mis-management and the usual political denial has lead a modern city to the brink.
LETS BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA – TOTO
A Minnesota cat banned from going to the library….you wouldn’t read about it!!!!
If you weren’t guilty why did you take the poison? A Bosnian war criminal left a UN court room stunned when he downed a small bottle of poison after he failed to over turn his 20 year sentenced . Slobodan Praljak later died in hospital.
You’ve ended a 12 year relationship, you are about to hit the big 4…0… you haven’t got a suitor insight, what ya gonna do? Well, if you are a woman in Italy, you marry yourself. Yep, she did. She even had bridesmaids, a big wedding cake and 70 guests. Her reasoning… “I told my relatives and friends that if I had not found my soul mate I would marry myself by my 40th birthday,”.
Hmm, wedding night should be interesting!
An Australia golden retriever wasn’t about to go anywhere when there were so many more trees to sniff…