You know your mum’s stew is friggin awesome when, she rings the police and has you arrested for stealing it. Damn straight, A New Mexican woman had her son arrested for stealing her posole after she told him he couldn’t have any. When her son texted her to ask for some posole she said NO. Next thing she knows , the gate and garage are broken and the stew on the stove is GONE.
PSST Judge dismissed the case.
The boss of the flying kangaroo got a flying lemon meringue in the kisser during a Leadership conference in Perth. Alan Joyce, the head of Qantas, didn’t see this coming. The culprit is a religious man who hid for hours to unleash his fury at corporations making comments about marriage equality. Needless to say he is in the doghouse, especially with his wife who had no idea what he was up to.
PSST: Alan Joyce is openly gay
Oh bless, the Austrian Green Party are holding a special meeting for women. Yes they are. And guess what its about? They want to show women how to pee standing up so they can avoid sitting on dirty loos at music festivals and the likes. Hmm, seems to me this would create more of an unholy mess…. just saying.
Please don’t let this be fake news…. OMG…scent of kitten fur
When the latest Wikileaks was unleashed yesterday a certain section of the community collectively shouted “we knew it!” The info pertained to the CIA’s ability to hack into vehicle control systems in modern vehicles, which, to a conspiracy theorist , means the spy agency has the ability to perform undetectable assassinations. Enter the mysterious death of vocal US government critic and journo Michael Hastings . Hastings died in 2013 when his Merc lost control and burst into flames . Witnesses at the scene claimed car was going so fast it was causing sparks and flames before it kaboomed into a palm tree. Friends, family and colleagues have long claimed that foul play was involved. Hastings was working on an article on the excesses of Obama and CIA surveillance and spying programmes just prior to the fatal “accident” and had even sent emails to friends and colleagues warning that he was onto a “big story” and was under investigation.
The leak also reveals that the CIA have the ability to hack into iPhones and Android phones and smart TVs. Sheez, move on nothing to see at the Loon’s abode.
A pregnant woman who wanted a photographer to take photos of her having a baby via c-section got this interesting reply. Kinda ouch on so many levels.
OMG, as I yawned my way through another Oscar night, I was snapped from my trance by the sound of …wait, you didn’t win. Blahahahahahah, as awks spread across the theatre, I sat upright and watched the carnage unfold. Seems La La Land was NOT Best Picture, Moonlight was. But the mistake wasn’t caught until all the cast members were dragged up on stage and every poor bastard had made an acceptance speech. Boom, there’s a classic moment right there. I can’t wait until Trump tweets ….told ya Fake Awards.