A Series of Unfortunate Events

You know god doesn’t want you in the World Cup when this happens. Sorry USA but this is hilarious. Honduras bumped the USA to the bottom of the World Cup Qualifier with this silly goal.

Goldilocks Rang

You know what I hate? When  three bears run amok in your car. This is what happens when you pack your luggage with cookies and croutons…

Scooby Snack Fail

You know what I hate? When your mum fills your lunchbox full of dog biscuits because the supermarket put the Scooby Snacks next to the Tiny Teddies in the biscuit aisle and she didn’t read the packaging. I really hate that. The mother only realised the mistake when her snowflakes complained about the crappy tasting snacks and she checked the packaging. Pet Food Only says it all.

Hard To Swallow

Sometimes you just need to eye roll. German police have arrested a father and son after discovering 5000 ecstasy tablets in their car. Hmm, no biggie except….the tablets had Donald Trump’s face on them. Boom, drain the swamp, build a wall and lock them up.

How Grave

There are some things you just can’t explain. Take for example a headstone, with the inscription “you will always be remembered, never forgotten” . It was left at the Dublin Airport and now languishes in the lost and found department.

PSST If by some chance it belongs to one of the loons, you should give them a buzz.

Going, Going, Gone

A Woman is friggin lucky to be alive after she and her car plunged 7 storeys from a parking garage. Whoopsie daisy. They do it big in Texas.

Texas Man 0, Armadillo 1

A word of warning to those attempting to shoot an armadillo. Their armour is like a shield of steel (quoting wise words of Batfink). A guy in Texas tried and the bullet ricocheted back into his face. He was airlifted to hospital and his jaw wired shut.