Remember the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7 battery recall ? You know, the one where the phones randomly kaboomed . Hmm, well, seems one of the Chinese plants, where they were made, has burst into flames. Samsung is denying it was caused by their new line of batteries despite the fire department posting this clanger “material that caught fire was lithium batteries inside the production workshops and some half-finished products,” 110 firefighters were sent to fight the blaze. Awks.
PSST The irony alert is this still won’t deter me from getting the Galaxy S8
This is no way to get through life son. An ex Royal Canadian Mint employee will be spending 30 months in prison after he went to all the effort of shoving 22 pieces of their refined gold up his butt to sell on the market. Despite dodging security cameras he was eventually caught and now will have the awkward prob of telling inmates what he’s in for.
OK, this Spiderman can’t do everything a spider can….
To be honest I think I would be terrified as well.
Oh dear, someone didn’t do their homework. Instead of printing the traditional Catholic prayer Hail Mary during one of the largest Christmas Carol services in Sri Lanka some fool printed Tupac Shakur’s song of the same name. The lyrics go something like this “I ain’t a killer, but don’t push me,” … “Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy.” ….“Fuck the world if they can’t adjust, it’s just as well, Hail Mary.” You get the drift.
Who’s bright idea was it to have a glass table?
When police received a call that an elderly woman appeared to be freezing to death in a car they raced to the scene. Inside the car was an old lady wearing an oxygen mask and appearing unresponsive. After they smashed a side window to assist her, they realised they could do nothing for her because she was a life-sized CPR training mannequin. Awks. When the owner of the car appeared , he was more than slightly pissed that his car had been damaged but police responded with this statement …”Just to clear the record, all citizens of Hudson should be put on notice that if you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life-size realistic mannequin seated in it…we will break your window,” Too right!