Category Archives: Whoops!

Stop Dragging My Car Around

Well on a scale of 1 to awks…. a truckie was oblivious to the fact he had clipped a car and it was wedged onto the side of his rig as he barrelled down the freeway.

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Best Excuse EVER

A Russian woman claims the reason she kaboomed a deer in her car was because she was being distracted by a sasquatch she spied in her rear view mirror. The woman told police the  mythical creature was chasing a deer and when she took a glance in the mirror…. and then bang,  she took out the deer.

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Irony Alert

Remember the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7 battery recall ? You know, the one where the phones randomly kaboomed . Hmm, well, seems one of the Chinese plants, where they were made, has burst into flames. Samsung is denying it was caused by their new line of batteries despite the fire department posting this clanger “material that caught fire was lithium batteries inside the production workshops and some half-finished products,” 110 firefighters were sent to fight the blaze. Awks.

PSST The irony alert is this still won’t deter me from getting the Galaxy S8

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Pure Gold

This is no way to get through life son. An ex Royal Canadian Mint employee will be spending 30 months in prison after he went to all the effort of shoving 22 pieces of their refined gold up his butt to sell on the market. Despite dodging security cameras he was eventually caught and now will have the awkward prob of telling inmates what he’s in for.

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Spiderman Fail

OK, this Spiderman can’t do everything a spider can….

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How To Terrify Your Grandkids

To be honest I think I would be terrified as well.

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Hail Mary Fail

Oh dear, someone didn’t do their homework. Instead of printing the traditional Catholic prayer Hail Mary during one of the largest Christmas Carol services in Sri Lanka some fool printed Tupac Shakur’s song of the same name. The lyrics go something like this “I ain’t a killer, but don’t push me,”  … “Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy.” ….“Fuck the world if they can’t adjust, it’s just as well, Hail Mary.” You get the drift.

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