You have a brilliant start up idea. You get investors to fork out nearly $2 million. You launch in April. Within two months you have it rolled out to 11 major cities in China. What could possibly go wrong? Well, if you have a Chinese umbrella sharing rental business and it buckets down for days, don’t expect them returned anytime soon. Yep, after a fortnight 300,000 umbrellas were stolen. The big flaw in their E Umbrella idea…..they didn’t include a charge fee for failure to return the umbrellas. Back to the drawing board.
When you have 6 outstanding warrants and you are handcuffed and about to be carted away by police what is the first thing you should do is? Hmm, well for an Oklahoma man it was to ask his “Momma” if it was OK to propose to his girlfriend. With his Momma’s blessing he got down on one knee and asked his girlfriend to marry him. The cop’s response…”Are you kidding me?” Unfortunately he had his hands cuffed behind his back so he couldn’t give her the ring. But the kindhearted cops recuffed him so he could at least do something right. Bless.
The “Unmissable” Ireland indeed. This is what happens when you get the star of Fifty Shades of Grey to promote Ireland. Not a soul looking at the stunning scenery…nope, they all are staring at the bulge in Jamie Dornan’s pants. Settle loons, apparently it was a golf ball.
Oh for the love of humps, the West Australian dairy industry is introducing camel milk to the mix. Camel milk has three times more vitamin C and half the saturated fat of cow’s milk. One small catch…it currently costs $25 a litre.
PSST That is going to be a bitch to milk. Camels are not the most docile of the spitting creatures.
I knew it , I knew it. Seems Aussies aren’t privvy to UFO sightings by airline pilots thanks to EU legislation. Weird, unexplained sighting in the skies from 2011-2017 are not available even under the Freedom of Information Act. The Civil Aviation Authority are using a small piece of EU legislation to block any info . Here it is ….. “Occurrence information can only be used for the purpose of maintaining or improving aviation safety, and the release of occurrence information to the general public or the media, including in response to Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests, is not permitted.”
Hmm, I suppose they want to protect pilots from being carted away in straight jackets!
How hard can puppy sitting be I say? Sure, I can do it. Come on its only a week. Insert eye rolls. British bulldog…scared of dark…must sleep next to you…snores and farts. Half heartedly goes for walk. This is why I have a cat.
OK , I love a record breaking feat . So anyone want to see an Indian guy break the Guinness World Record by spinning a basketball on a toothbrush for 53 seconds ? Of course you do….it’s hilarious.
PSST Still no cure for cancer.