What is worse than fake news?

Fake doctor!!! Of all things sacred a man in Australia has pretended to be a doctor, not for one year or two years, but 11 years. Evidently the man had been treating patients in Australian hospitals and emergency departments after having stolen a passport , medical qualifications and citizenship from a real doctor in India. Hmm, so much for our country’s checks and balances. The fake doc has since fled Australia and is nowhere to be found.

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Can You Hear The Lambs Clarice?

Want to make extra money while studying at uni? Why not do what Jack does? He taught himself taxidermy and is now selling dead animal pencil cases. How sweet. He collects most of his material (dead animals) from pest control then sells them around the world.
Jack is philosophical about his work “Some people have suggested my work is satirical or that they have a deeper meaning but they are just daft.”

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PSST – The case also includes  a pencil sharpener but I will leave it to you to guess where that is inserted!!!!!

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Birth Discrimination Anyone?

A pregnant woman who wanted a photographer to take photos of her having a baby via c-section got this interesting reply. Kinda ouch on so many levels.

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Fake Reports

Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend executedOh dear, seems you don’t have to be related to Kim Jong Un to get on his bad side. Five senior officials have been executed,  via anti aircraft guns, for sending the North Korean leader false reports. Kinda damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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Fake Award

OMG, as I yawned my way through another Oscar night, I was snapped from my trance by the sound of …wait, you didn’t win. Blahahahahahah, as awks spread across the theatre, I sat upright and watched the carnage unfold. Seems La La Land was NOT Best Picture, Moonlight was. But the mistake wasn’t caught until all the cast members were dragged up on stage and every poor bastard had made an acceptance speech.  Boom, there’s a classic moment right there. I can’t wait until Trump tweets ….told ya Fake Awards.

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Dangling P

When you see an opportunity take it. A Texas man posted a photo of himself standing under a dangling letter “P” of a Pharmacy sign in hope it would fall on his noggin so he could sue Walmart. Classic. He even went back the next day and took up  position….in hope it would fall. His humorous antics have now gone viral.

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Keyboard Blues

Sorry loons for lack of posts yesterday. Seems like the latest Windows 10 update wiped out my wifi keyboard. This made it impossible to a) search for fixes b) complete fixes c) get to website that downloads the new drivers . Life was so much easier when all we had to do was carve pictures into cave walls….. just saying.

PSST And yes tech savvy loons, I triple checked the batteries in keyboard….sheez!!!

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