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Bet You Missed A Few Anniversaries!


What do you mean the weddings off?


Alas, poor Ancentus “Danger” Akuku has died. Akuku you ask? Well, he’s the notorious Keyan polygamist who had 100 wives. Hmm, I am guessing he finally found peace. Nicknamed “danger” for his ability to woo women, Akuku was in his 90’s when he died from high blood pressure! No kidding, 100 wives, 160 kids and 30 divorces it’s a friggin miracle he lived that long. RIP Akuku, you deserve it!


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