Tag Archives: 2011

The Nuisance Calls of 2011

A special shout out to the nuisance callers of 2011 ….

A man in Ontario rang police to complain that a woman had accidentally run over his foot with a shopping cart and he wasn’t happy with her apology and wanted them to have a stern word with her.

Australia had over 100 men in 2011 ringing the emergency number, with complaints of penis troubles. Oh and lets not forget the  637  who had constipation .

Still Down Under, a man rang 68 times to say he had found a successful formula to create a time machine.

Oh and lets not forget the UK…

A man rang 999, a few days ago just to say “I love you”.

A woman rang to say there was someone in her house and she could see them with the X-ray machine she had invented.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !


For all of you non marsupials out there, just a reminder that it is Wombat Day today which means you can indulge in all the chocolate cake and wine gums your tummy can hold without feeling guilty. Wombania is the official Wombat site so come on loons go over and wish Fraz, Binky, Twink and Winky a great day. Don’t forget now….. Wombies.

Happy Wombat Day!!!


Filed under Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !

She Bops

and no, I didn't take the photo, friend did!

OMG, I saw Cyndi Lauper in concert last night and I must say it was more an experience  than it was a concert. Wearing a bright red wig, Cyndi Lauper metamorphosed throughout the night into teacher, student, philosopher, artist, mother , wife, musician, humanitarian, comedian  and serious blues artist. Some fans must have been scratching their heads when she burst on stage and began belting out blues numbers from her latest album. It was a  far cry from her 80’s pop persona. However when  she walked off stage and into the audience and onto the seats she had them eating out of her hands.
Perth was a tough crowd, but she worked it hard to unravel the conservative politeness which has seeped into our music culture (we don’t stand up and dance no more). By nights end however she had everyone, and I mean everyone, on their feet and breaking into song.
When she finally sang Girls Just Want To Have Fun (a song she must now dread) Lauper split the crowd into two sections and had them singing the chorus in rounds like some huge karaoke party. When an exhausted Lauper left the stage the crowd was still buzzing over what they had witnessed.
The biggest compliment for Cyndi Lauper would have to have been the queues of people after the show lining up to get their hands on her latest album.

Psst I’m not sure if the crowd fully appreciated the musicians Lauper  had bought with her on tour but Charlie Musselwhite, Michael Toles and Steve Potts are R&B legends.


Filed under Friggin Awesome

Comic Relief

The British truly know how to pull the piss. The funniest thing you will watch all day …..


Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Congrats Greenbay Packers

Just in case you are sitting there wondering who won the Super Bowl it was the Greenbay Packers. Hell  if I know who they are but they won.Meanwhile Christina Aguilera is off to learn the real words to the Star Spangled Banner. Did you know that every Packers game at Lambeau Field has been sold out since 1960? The average wait time for season tickets is said to be over 30 years but realistically it’s more like 100years. Many fans designate their season tickets to a family member in their wills. Oh and yes, the fans are referred to as cheeseheads!

Psst Pity the fool who has to clean up the confetti!


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, You Go Girl!

End Of The World

Oh crap!

Attention all pessimists and worry warts, you might want to pencil in 21st of May 2011 into your diary, that’s the new “end of the world” date according to  Harold Camping.  And who the hell is he you may very well ask? Well he’s the owner of  a evangelical radio station and has studied the Bible for 70 years  so he knows a thing or two. So I suggest you might want to wrap up any loose ends.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!