Tag Archives: 2012

Another Red Herring?

Oo Oh!

Oh dear, 2012 has not got off to a good start. Twenty tonnes of dead herring have just washed up on a beach in Norway. Hmm, could this be the start of the animal apocalypse? Hmm, and I thought something was rotten in Denmark!

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If Rapture Doesn’t Get Us The Hadron Collider Probably Will

Holy friggin particles!!!!

OK Loons hate to burst your bubbles AGAIN but remember those friggin Mayans and that whole end of the world thingy in December 2012? Yeah, that. Well, physicists say the Large Hadron Collider churning away under the ground in Switzerland is expected to solve the riddle of ‘God particle’ in late 2012.  Coincidence? I think not!

Want sauce with that?

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Well That Certainly Sucks

Health care? Who needs heath care!

Move over all you bloodsuckers in Washington, we have the real deal and he wants to be the first vampire president of the United States. Introducing Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey who claims to be a direct descendant of Vlad II the Impaler, aka Dracula. Hmm, I bet you haven’t got a birth certificate either! Mr Sharkey has scheduled a press conference in Florida for Monday to announce his plans to run for President of the United States in 2012 on the Republican ticket. I can see Hannity choking on his Hersey Bar as we speak. His only stumbling block would have to be his numerous affairs with 16 year old girls. but hey,  when it comes to Washington who hasn’t got a few skeletons in the closet, right John Edwards?  Anywho, the vampire even has his own website, so he must be serious… click if you dare…. The Impaler.

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