Tag Archives: 3 year old

Munchausen Fail

The grossest thing you will hear all day. A Texas mother has been given 20 years behind bars for putting feces in her 3 year old daughter’s feeding tube while she was in hospital. Good lord! Emily McDonald was caught by a hidden camera after hospital staff became suspicious. The little girl had a history of chronic diarrhea. Blood tests revealed she had a bacteria commonly found in poop (thus the hidden camera). Staff were shocked when viewing the footage to see McDonald scooping some poop from the child’s diaper with her finger and then putting it in the child’s IV tube.

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Extra Cushion

OK, here’s the thing Demare Gary, when hiding 17 bags of crack, it isn’t a good thing to stash it in a 3 year old’s pink Nike Air Jordan, I’m just saying. The poor little snowflake had complained to her mommy that her foot hurt so she loosened the laces before sending her limping off to school. When she continued to whine to the teacher about her foot she took off her pink Nike Air Jordan’s and viola  17 baggies of crack cocaine.

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The Dangers of Drinking

OK loons, there are two people at fault here. Firstly, there’s the brother who came home with the wrong kind of beer and secondly Lorraine Bulloch for getting so angry about it she threw a knife at him and missed, leaving a three year old with a knife in her head. Savannah police say that Ms Bulloch allegedly chucked a knife at her bro after he returned home with the wrong brand of beer but managed to duck. Unfortunately the little girl wasn’t so lucky and copped it in the head. She is currently in hospital with serious injuries. Ms Bulloch was arrested.

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Hey, Remember The Time We Went To Caesarland?

Kid? That's right, our friggin kid, doh!

Picture this, you are a three year old and your parents have just treated you to a birthday party at Caesarland in Warren with pizza, presents and friends when all of a sudden everyone’s gone except you. No worries, they’ll be back right? Nope. 8 o’clock ticks by, then 8.30, 9.00pm not a sign of them. 36 friggin hours later the father rocks up at Caesarland looking for him, like it’s a friggin child care center! He soon learns his child is safe and sound in the custody of Child Protective Services. Excuse I hear you say? OK, here goes…father thought mother had picked him up (they are separated but live in the same apartment complex) and mother thought he or his grandmother had taken him. Happy birthday kid, your parents might be getting themselves an abandonment charge to remember it by.

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Gun Tragedy

You know what I hate? When a three year old gets hold of his daddy’s gun and accidentally shoots his three year old cousin dead. I really friggin hate that. Ooh, did I happen to mention the kid’s father is a police officer. The incident happened when the off duty officer went to retrieve something from his car. His son picked up the gun from the driver’s side door and pulled the trigger, killing the little girl instantly.Tragic.

Psst Aren’t they suppose to be on lock?

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Lucky Landing

Three year old falls out of window while looking at fishCahill Parrish-Wood, like any three year old boy, was determined to watch the fish in a pond outside the kitchen window of his two storey home. So he made himself some stairs out of drawers and climbed on top to check them out. Only problem was he fell out the window. Whoops. Yes, despite falling 4m and landing on the solid concrete floor below, narrowly missing a glass table and 5ft ceramic pot, he managed only a little bruising to his hip and a “tiny bit of damage to his spleen”. Ta-da! When asked what the heck happened he told his dad “I went to look at the fish and I fell out the window. I was flying. I didn’t fall backwards.”

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