Tag Archives: 400lb

They Should Make The Doors Wider

You know what I hate? When you attempt to rob a store of electronic goods and your damn friggin motorized buggy gets stuck in the door. I really friggin hate that. Jerrie Perkins, a 400lb Michigan woman, set off the door alarm as she allegedly tried to make a run roll for it and  was then confronted by an employee. During the ensuing verbal, police were called and she ended up getting tasered for her troubles.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!

Oh My, What Big Breasts You Have!

Where does a 6ft tall, 400lb woman stash $26,000? In her bra of course. Lukeisha A. Harris who was arrested for being part of alleged fraud ring had been hiding the money and bank receipts in her bra but it was uncovered after a search.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, Whoops!