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Why You Should Never Use a Convenient Store Microwave

One more times Loons, DO NOT and I repeat, DO NOT use a 7-Eleven microwave to heat up a urine sample. A woman in Colorado did and it went kaboom. Yep, the plastic bottle exploded and lined the oven with yellow, smelly pee. When confronted by staff, the woman wiped the pee onto the floor and walked out. Say it ain’t so.

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Chainsawing Pothead

naked-manAussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi. An Aussie guy cranked up a stolen chainsaw and whacked a flower pot on his head before robbing a 7-Eleven store in Queensland. Unfortunately the buzzing saw wasn’t enough to convince the store employees to hand over money so the dude mooned them and cut up a few display racks before fleeing with a bottle of soda. The police later found him walking down the street.

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Gumby Attempts To Rob 7-Eleven

OK, here’s the thing , holding up a San Diego 7 Eleven store in a Gumby outfit is only going to end in tears mister because  firstly, ain’t no one going to take you seriously and secondly, it’s hard to find your weapon in that big old suit when the clerk laughs at you. Alas, the poor fool  had to leave humiliated but not before he dropped some change on the floor.

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When the Bough Breaks

And we have a winner for the most stupidest way to rob a 7-eleven store. Stand up and take a bow Michael Zimmerman, because it takes a brave man to use a tree branch. Hmm, a large one at that! Yes, Mr Zimmerman waltzed into the store and demanded money but when he was refused he began whacking the clerk with the branch. Poor guy couldn’t take a break as an off duty policeman saw him being chased by the angry clerk and blocked him as he tried to make his getaway on a motorcycle. Stumped again!

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