One more times Loons, DO NOT and I repeat, DO NOT use a 7-Eleven microwave to heat up a urine sample. A woman in Colorado did and it went kaboom. Yep, the plastic bottle exploded and lined the oven with yellow, smelly pee. When confronted by staff, the woman wiped the pee onto the floor and walked out. Say it ain’t so.
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi. An Aussie guy cranked up a stolen chainsaw and whacked a flower pot on his head before robbing a 7-Eleven store in Queensland. Unfortunately the buzzing saw wasn’t enough to convince the store employees to hand over money so the dude mooned them and cut up a few display racks before fleeing with a bottle of soda. The police later found him walking down the street.
OK, here’s the thing , holding up a San Diego 7 Eleven store in a Gumby outfit is only going to end in tears mister because firstly, ain’t no one going to take you seriously and secondly, it’s hard to find your weapon in that big old suit when the clerk laughs at you. Alas, the poor fool had to leave humiliated but not before he dropped some change on the floor.