Tag Archives: 911 calls

Just In Case You Were Wondering

In a new study it has been revealed that 30% of all 911 calls come from accidental butt dials …. hmm, still no cure for cancer.


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Burning Jesus 911 Calls

Ok, a little follow up to my story about the King of Kings statue getting struck by lightening. We now have the 911 calls. The dispatcher laughs when told Jesus’s arm is on fire. Hmm, might be going to hell for that one!


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We Have A Winner

And the dumbassed 911 caller of the week goes to the 51 year old Crestview woman who rang 911 four times because she couldn’t find her cell phone and suspected her husband had taken it.Hmm, the bitch is, when police rolled up at her house after the third nuisance call and rang the cell phone it began ringing in the other room.The cops told her to quit bothering them but a short time later she rang once again to report the phone stolen. This time it was in her pocket as she was led to the patrol car after being arrested.

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