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It’s The Season For Ringing 911

You know, if you are going to ring 911 to say you have been shot and are heading to hospital, make sure you were friggin shot. Von Nicholas Stevens is alleged to have rung the dispatcher reporting a shooting  but when he didn’t arrive at hospital police rang him back only to find he had ran out of gas. When authorities located Stevens they discovered he was pretty much pissed, with a small scratch on his ear.

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Don’t Try This

Man tells 911 he killed someone to get police quickerOh for goodness sakes will you dumbasses stop ringing 911. Latest loser Mark Anthony Johnson rang the dispatcher saying he had just murdered someone and was still armed. Police responded with a “Code 3” (that’s tech talk for full speed with lights and sirens blazing) only to find Mr Johnson home alone. Evidently he had been assaulted earlier in the day and thought if he made up a murder scenerio the police would get there quicker. He was right.

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