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Beam Me Up Kirsan Ilyumzhinov

Blahahaha, they'll never get to the moon the rate they are going!

There is a new twist in the alien abduction of Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the governor of the Russian republic of Kalmykia and a former president of the World Chess Federation. After his admission on Russian telly last week about being beamed up to a space ship in 1997, a Russian parliamentarian wants him questioned by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Hmm, he’s worried the governor may have given the aliens “secret info”. Geez, that’s presumptuous. Dude, they are beaming people up in spaceships, they don’t want your 90’s technology, especially on submarines or Lada Rivas!

Psst Ilyumzhinov claims he has three witnesses to the abduction ” my driver,  my assistant and my minister”. In other words the butcher, the baker, the cabinet maker!

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Beam Me Up Hatoyama

Nope sorry, we never abducted her!

Nope sorry, we never abducted her!

Well alrighty then, the new Japanese Prime Minister’s wife, Miyuki Hatoyama, has already got the tongues wagging and her hubby hasn’t even been sworn in. Mrs Hatoyama claims she was abducted by aliens and taken to Venus some 20 years ago. She describes the incident in a recently published book called “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered”. In it she describes being taken in a triangular shaped UFO to a place that was really beautiful and green. Hmm, sure that wasn’t New Zealand? Anywho, what a great start for the Democratic Party of Japan (DPJ).

Psst I hear Jimmy Carter has sent a sympathy card!

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