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Way Less Scary

Remember Abu Hamza, the evil British radical hate cleric with one eye and a hook? Yeah him. Well anywho, he’s been sitting  in a cell friggin fuming since having been extradited to the US to face 11 terror charges.  Evidently, the yanks don’t take too kindly to terrorists having  large metal hooks on the end of their arms. No siree, they prefer them to have spoons, or in this case a spork.

Seems when he arrived in the US they removed his metal hook, making it near impossible for him to use the toilet  or turn on taps. Now lawyers are trying to get approval for him to replace the hook with a spork. Hmm, he could still poke someone’s eye out with one of that thing. Might want to make it a plastic spoon?

Not so scary now!!!

Not so scary now!!!

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Cleric To Remain British Citizen

Remember the old hook handed cleric who is serving 7 years in a British prison for inciting murder and racial hatred? Yeah him, Abu Hamza. Well he has successfully won his appeal against the Government’s attempts to get him the hell out of Britain. Hamza argued he would be rendered “stateless” (a contravention of Human Rights law) if he was deported  because Egypt had already stripped him of his citizenship and the high court friggin agreed.Hello, he  deserves to be friggin stateless. Hmm, funny how these radical Muslims don’t want to go live in some Islamic country, isn’t it?  Hamza used a team of high powered lawyers to argue his case….fully funded by British taxpayers.

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