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Toddlers and Tanners

And here you were thinking all day I wasn’t going to mention ……

Tsk, tsk, you under estimate the Loon!!

Tan addict Patricia Krentcil has been accused of sunbedding her 5 year old daughter to the point of burning the kid’s skin .

Psst Still no confirmation she was born in Ohio !!!

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Actor Turned Rapist Now Suspected Murderer

Remember Dr Evil’s henchman Random Task in Austin Powers? No? Well the Asian actor who played him was sentenced to life in prison in 2011 for the 1990 gang rape of a woman after he was linked via DNA. Anywho, seems Joe Son is now suspected of murdering his “sex offender” cellmate . Hmm, should have stuck with acting!

Psst During the rape trial the prosecutor told the court Son was sadist who took pleasure in terrifying his victim.

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La Screwed

Oh boy, IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s world just got a whole lot messier with reports his DNA has been found on the clothes of the chambermaid he’s been accused of attempting to rape. Oh and by DNA I’m talking sperm! Bummer.

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And Cue Eyebrow Raise

That's just bull!!

Gosh, poor old  Julian Assange releases a few thousand sensitive US government military documents (over 75,000 to be exact) on his website Wikileaks and next thing he knows he’s being accused of rape and molestation. Hmm, if I was even an itsy bit cynical !!! Swedish authorities are claiming the “alleged” incidents happened on Mr Assange’s recent trip to Sweden.

Psst Sheez, in the good old days they would have just bumped him off and made it look like  suicide!

UPDATE : Call off the dogs, Swedish police have withdrawn the warrant.

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I’m Just Saying

Oh crap, a woman from Maryville has been accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper from the Blount Memorial hospital. Hell, no, we don’t want them back, just pay us the $213.

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