Hey Loons, get your pocket money out, Hitler’s bed sheets are up for auction. Oooh, imagine rolling around in that Nazi linen? A single white bedsheet and pillowcase embroidered with swastikas and Adolph’s initials could be yours for around £3000. Seems Hitler’s trusty housekeeper Anni Winter removed a lot of Hitler’s personal items after he and Eva commited soup pudding in the bunker and the items are now resurfacing around auction houses in Europe. Hmm, I have my doubts Adolph ever slept in a single bed, unless of course Eva kicked him out for snoring. Anywho, anyone who doesn’t fear bad karma can bid next week in Bristol.
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Egads, guess what’s coming up for auction? A set of swastika etched wine glasses once owned by Adolph Hitler. It’s true, they even have his initials etched on them. It is believed the goblets were taken from Hitler’s bunker before it was destroyed. There are only 4 of them so don’t plan a big party.
Psst Ewh, to think that Hitler may have had his lips pursed around the rims of these !
Hmm, if you have a spare £2m and don’t mind a shit load of scary tourists and a pissed off council you might be interested in purchasing Adolph Hitler’s childhood home. Yes siree, the house or should I say pub where that devil spawn was born is on the market despite worries it will become a fascist shrine. Momma Hitler gave birth on the first floor of the Gasthof Zum Pommer pub in 1889 and despite the room no longer being there the local authorities in Braunau-am-Inn, Austria are besides themselves hoping the property won’t end up in the hands of extreme right wingers and become a shrine to Hitler’s memory. If they only had enough money in their own kitty they would have purchased the pub themselves but instead are hoping to block the sale in whatever manner they legally can. Heil that!
WTF, Hitler was a woman? Oh hell there is an implication for history books. It seems either Hitler was a South African runner or it wasn’t him dead in the Berlin bunker. Hey don’t shoot me I am just the messenger, blame it on US archaeologist Nick Bellantoni who believes the surviving fragments of Hitler’s skull are too thin to be a male. Even DNA tests from the US confirm the skull is more likely to belong to a woman in her 20’s to 40’s. Eva Braun has been eliminated because she didn’t end it with a bullet! Hmm, shame they doused the couple’s bodies in petrol and made a bonfire out of them! Oh the inhumanity of it all. The Jews wont be happy! Geez, just when I stop looking for Anastasia.
Psst Someone is in deep shit. KGB maybe?
OK, I was in a bookshop the other day and came across this friggin book about friggin funny websites and I opened to the page on “Cats that look like Hitler”. As you know I love to share, so if you want to have a huge big belly laugh click here Cats That Look Like Hitler…lol! I swear the website starts to get a bit creepy because they all kinda look like him (I wonder if some of them only have one ball too?). If you got a putty that looks like the Nazi you can send them a photo, they have thousands of them posted on the site (dear god, Boys From Brazil).