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Deadly Tweet

Question 3Tweeting about your hubby’s affair…. impulsive. Ending up dead in your 5 star hotel room … Pricelifeless. If you are the wife of an Indian politician and you discover that he has been cheating just keep your tweets quiet or you may come to an “unnatural and sudden” end. Isn’t that right Sunanda Pushkar?

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Khloe Kardashian Maybe An Only Child

Which one doesn't belong

I’m running out of eyebrows to raise over the Kardashians latest publicity stunt controversy. As the fans salivated over the impending nuptials of Kim and Kris Humphries now they can wait with bated breath over the “who’s your daddy” paternity woes of Khloe.If you have no idea what I am dribbling about here’s the low down. The late Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian claim  he ain’t the daddy of Khloe. Despite the care factor being zero! The bitchy exs are saying that Kristen (Khloe’s mommy)  was doing the dirty behind Robert’s back and that HE told them BOTH he didn’t believe Khloe was HIS daughter. Ouch. Oh and if you saw the ep where Khloe did a DNA test. She only did it with her mom not her sisters. Which is seriously dumb. Sorry Khloe,  Kris is not your mom. Anywho, if they play their cards right this could stretch out for a whole season of their TV show, just  like the Kim marriage farce. Sheez, can’t wait until next year, hopefully Khloe’s real father turns out to be Larry King or Bill Clinton. It’s like getting so exciting!!!!

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While The Cat’s Away

No way I'm friggin coming out now!

Awkward. Sometimes being trapped in a Chilean mine is a better option than facing your wife and mistress. Seems one of the trapped Chilean miners, Yonni Barrioshas, has a little issue unraveling about 700m above him. His wife Marta Salinas, and his lover, Susana Valenzuela, have bumped into each other during a vigil for him outside the mine. Marta says her hubby loves her but the mistress has told her he was planning to leave her. Lucky for Yonni Barrios he’s got 4 months saving grace before having to face them both. Good luck with that!

Psst On a lighter note authorities have banned the miners from having cigs and booze. Must be fun down there now!

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An Affair To Remember

I feel cheap!

Lucky Tiger Woods doesn’t live in Malaysia. Two lovers who got busted having an affair have been handed down a rather harsh penalty. They have been ordered to pay a fine of four buffaloes and a pig to their village as compensation. Hmm, seems even harsher on the wife who dobbed them in, she got jack shit!

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Timing, Timing, Timing

It is all in the timing. Why, oh, why didn’t John Edwards confess about his affair during the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Hasn’t anyone told him that is the best way to avoid too much attention. Hell, it worked for Clay Aiken. His new baby with a 50 year old went straight under the radar, timing, timing, timing.

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