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Did Someone Say Ebola?

grim reaperNo need for alarm but the world is facing the spread of the world’s deadliest virus, Ebola. The outbreak, which started in Guinea, has now spread to Sierra Leone and Liberia and the UN are freaking. AND we know when they freak there are bound to be strongly worded letters flying around the office desk. What is making the situation worse is that no one is monitoring the sick or more importantly those who have come in contact with the sick. Ebola is highly contagious, has no cure and 90% of those who become infected die. Even when the victim dies the virus is still contagious. The greatest fear is that the virus will spread across countries and continents. You watch, someone is going to make a killing selling Ebola proof suits.

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Everybody Panic It’s A Kid!

Strange goat human born in ZimbabwePeople in Africa are freaking after a goat/ human thingy was born in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe. The creature is believed to have had a huge human head and face but goat legs and a tail. The human goat died a few hours after birth. Villagers say it was so friggin scary not even the dogs would  go near it. Oh dear, the Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is convinced the beast is the end result of a love affair between a man and a goat “”The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control.” Hmm, on the other hand a vet believes the creature may have been a child suffering from hydrocephalus aka water on the brain(that would be sad). Whatever it was the villagers were so spooked they burned the corpse fearing it was a really bad omen.

Psst I think it is just a badly disfigured kid!

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Keep It In Mind!

Please!

Please!

How much do you think Chelsea Clinton is worth? Go on, have yourself a guess! Hmm, well if Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is anything to go by about 40 goats and 20 cows. That is what the Kenyan offered the Clinton’s to take their only daughter off their hands. Yep, in 2000 Godwin asked Bill for Chelsea’s hand in marriage. Hmm, politely the Clinton’s declined…I think, haven’t seen her lately? Fast forward nine years later and he still wants to marry her.Mrs Clinton was quick to respond during her recent trip to Africa “My daughter is her own person. I will convey this very kind offer,” That is politician speak for “no friggin way”. If Chelsea accepts she might have to squish over a bit in bed to make room for Godwin’s other wife. As for Godwin he is optimistic that the 29 year old will accept his offer. Good luck with that! Hmm, you never know it might come in handy as a negotiation chip if any American journos go missing in Africa!

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