If anyone knows what is yellow and blue and can fly 35,000ft, two Glasgow pilots want a word. The pilots were flying an Airbus 320 over Scotland, with 200 passengers on board, when the unidentified flying object came within meters of the plane. The object came at them so fast they had no time to dodge the thing but luckily it whizzed under the plane. It was a perfect sunny day and both pilots saw the object very clearly but when they radioed Glasgow Airport control tower to report the incident the tower claimed they had nothing on their radar. Hmm, yellow and blue? Sounds like the aliens are getting rather lavish with their spaceship designs in their old age.
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Wanna buy really cheap airline tickets? Now I am talking really cheap! The one catch is…you gotta stand! Chinese airline Spring Airlines have submitted a proposal to sell standing room only tickets on some of their flights. The idea even has the backing of China’s vice premier Zhang Dejiang who was the genius who originally came up with the idea. And get this, even Airbus have given the idea the thumbs up.People who buy the standing only tickets will not be allowed a seat, luggage consignment, food or water and will probably be asked to move when the food trolley arrives . Hmm, so let me get this right, the sitting passengers will have to put up with the cheap stakes towering over them trying to watch their movie. Not to mention butts in faces, smelly armpits, seat envy looks, sneezing and occasional passing of gas.Oh and don’t get me started with the toilets, that’s where these interlopers will be placing their asses no doubt.
Psst And what if a granny buys a standing seat…then what?