Tag Archives: AK 47

Not A Fan?

crime-scene-2Oh dear, a veteran rang Kansas police after he noticed someone carrying AK-47 in a shopping mall. The police ordered an immediately lock down before discovering the gunman was in fact “Stormtrooper Sam”, a guy dressed in the iconic Star Wars costume, filming a video. Awks

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Blood On The Dance Floor

wrongA clumsy reveller at a Yemen wedding has accidentally killed three guests while they we dancing to Gangnam Style. Let this be a lesson to you all, do not wave an assault rifle whilst on the tripping the light fantastic . In an attempt to fire the AK-47 into the air while busting a move he mowed down several guests. The video is currently going viral on Live Leaks.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

Best Excuse Ever

Best excuse ever for why a 13 year old boy stole a AK-47. Hmm, because he was pretty sure his mom wouldn’t buy him one. OK, so how sure are you that your mom will post your bail for grand theft of a firearm, sonny? Evidently the kid swiped  the weapon from house that his mom had worked at as a housekeeper.


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Who’s The Chump Now Fools?

Moral of the story…… never give a chimp an AK47!


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Naked man vs SWAT Robot

OK here’s the thing Florida police, if you send in a $65,000 SWAT robot into a house to check on a naked suicidal man, be prepared for him to shoot it with an  AK 47. I’m just sayin! When the robot finally emerged from the house it had bullet holes, frayed wire and broken cables. But on a bright note, no one was hurt.


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Did Bin Laden Shrink?

Sheez, just when you thought you’d seen everything in twaddles a tiny terrorist dwarf with an AK-47 assault rifle slung over his shoulder.Yep, the mini Mujahideen, who looks strikingly like a miniature Bin Laden was filmed on the streets of Afghanistan.


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One Wedding And Three Funerals

OK people, will you quit firing bullets into the air during weddings as the funerals are getting pretty awkward. A groom in Turkey has accidentally killed three of his relis during the “shoot an assault rifle into the air” celebrations. The dead included his dad and two aunts. As the groom was firing the AK-47 he lost control of the rifle and sprayed the guests with bullets. Honeymoon OVER!


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