Geez, crickey, could Al Qaeda be behind the Eiffel Tower bomb scare ? Sacrebleu. 1,500 people had to make their way calmly to the exits after some dastardly person rang police warning that bombs had been placed around the landmark. Authorities are concerned it is the work of al Qaeda, who are a tad pissed at the French intervention in the African state of Mali . Hmm, me thinks it sounds more like le kiddies . Hello, al Qaeda are a terrorist organisation they wouldn’t ring.
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Oh no, those ghastly underpants bombs are back, only this time new and improved. Seems al Qaeda are determined to blow up a passenger plane using the knickers approach. CIA uncovered the plot in Yemen. This time the undies contained no metal and authorities are not sure if they would have been detected at airport security, despite sophisticated scanning equipment. CIA suspect the underwear bomb is the work of master bomb maker Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri (and wannabe fashionista) minus the printer cartridges. Oh and happy one year anniversary of rotting in hell Osama.
Psst I’m guessing TSA frisking is gonna get a whole lot more risque!
Oh for the love of Allah, a Moroccan man has been busted big time in Washington DC after donning on a suicide vest and heading into the heart of the US capital to do some kabooming. What Amine el Khalifi didn’t know was the vest was a friggin fake, provided by undercover FBI agents who he thought were Al Qaeda operatives. Oh awkward! Guess he’ll be kicking himself.
Psst So they hand out suicide vests? Sheez, I always thought they built them themselves. Lazy bastards to boot!
Snow White would have a fit. As a new plan of attack by al Qaeda, an affiliate to the terrorist group is planning to make a Disney-like animated cartoon aimed at recruiting children. Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off the work we go…. The cartoon is said to show kids in army fatigues plotting and planning terror attacks. Oh yeah and lets just say it ain’t just Bambi’s mother who gets it!