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Frequent Flyer?

The boss of the flying kangaroo got a flying lemon meringue in the kisser during a Leadership conference in Perth. Alan Joyce, the head of Qantas, didn’t see this coming. The culprit is a religious man who hid for hours to unleash his fury at corporations making comments about marriage equality.    Needless to say he is in the doghouse, especially with his wife who had no idea what he was up to.

PSST: Alan Joyce is openly gay

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Might Want to Change QANTAS to Emu Airlines

Nice one Mr Joyce, take a $2 million dollar pay rise and then shut down the entire fleet at QANTAS indefinitely. Alan Joyce announced the groundings would take place immediately due to major disputes with unions, who are angry that the airline is trying to shift the best part of the airline to Asia. Thanks unions, thanks Mr Joyce,  between both you greedy entities, the only ones set to suffer are the Australian public who have done nothing but support the Flying Kangaroo. Shame on all of you!

Psst And where, pray tell, is Ms Gillard ?

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