Tag Archives: alcohol

Cheers

Naw, trying to smuggle alcohol into Saudi Arabia can be somewhat tricky, considering it is illegal. Get caught, that is a flogging. However, it doesn’t stop people trying. Authorities have released images of some of the more epic fails.

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Bottoms Up

coughAttention drinkers. If you happened to have bought a bottle of Smirnoff or Jack Daniels from a store in Blackpool (Duncan?) you might want to a) throw them out b) regift c) rinse your mouth out. Seems some prankster filled the bottles with urine and faeces, resealed them and then thought it was funny to sell them to unsuspecting customers.

PSST  A new meaning to being pissed.

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Do You Serve Shooters?

ear pickerOklahoma City Council are pondering whether to approve Wilshire Gun range’s application for a liquor licence. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Hello 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes and classrooms …. it’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt.

Psst Gun ranges in California and Texas already have the right to serve alcohol

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Yummy Wild Turkey

Whoopsie, a mom accidentally filled pre-schooler’s Valentine boxes  with alcohol filled chocolates.  Hmm, happy snowflakes.

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And It Was Going So Well

Seems “house-arrest Lohan” has tested positive for alcohol and has now got herself a date with an LA Superior Court Judge tomorrow. Sheez, thank goodness it was only alcohol and not drugs too! Anywho, the LA County Probation Department want Lindsay’s ass in jail. Obviously not fans!

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911 On Tap

I didn’t know you could ring 911 to get beer delivered? Hmm, evidently not. Raymond Roberge got arrested after he rang 911 three times on a Sunday asking for someone to go pick him up some beer and drop it off at his place. Seems the sale of alcohol is banned in Connecticut on Sunday and he was desperate.

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So That’s Why All The Secrecy

Man, this home brew Coke recipe is amazing

Hey, remember last week when Coca Colas secret recipe was revealed and I said “wow, I didn’t know Coke contained alcohol”. Yeah, well about that, seems I wasn’t the only one surprised. Introducing the $1.2 billion class action by Israeli Muslims,  Advs. Hani Tannus, Ofir Cohen, and Mahmud Machjana . They are seeking  compo for each Muslim in Israel (that’s 1.2 million) for the mental anguish caused by Coca Cola’s misleading ways . Hello, Muslims are forbidden from drinking alcohol, that’s mental anguish right there. The suit reads in part “This is one of the greatest deceptions in the history of consumer affairs, when a company ignores the existence of alcohol as an ingredient despite being aware that the Muslim world abstains from products like these. This is a very serious matter and it certainly won’t be the last in the world in light of the fraud.”
Oh boy, wait until the moms of America unite with their class action. Brockovich will be busy!

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The Sheen Keeps Rubbing Off

How many times do we have to do this scene?

Oh for crying out loud Charlie, if you continue abusing drugs while trashing a hotel room naked with a prostitute hiding in the closet, there is a high probability they will rename the show One and a half men. Charlie Sheen, who was suppose to be spending quality time with his kiddies in New York, has found himself in hospital  with what his reps say was an “allergic” reaction to medication …in otherwords cocaine and alcohol. The incident allegedly occured after Mr Sheen couldn’t find his wallet or cellphone and had a hissy fit. Exit naked escort into closet while Sheen trashed the room.Denise Richards and their little snowflakes were also staying at the Plaza Hotel during the rampage but were thankfully in a different room because otherwise that would have been awkward!

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Wine Vending Machines

Snap, smell and scan

Imagine a world where you could go to a grocery store anytime from 9am to 9pm, roll your trolley to a vending machine, insert your driver’s license so they know you ain’t underage,  smile into the camera to verify it really is you, breath into a breathalyzer to make sure you ain’t pissed and then viola get  yourself all the alcohol you want! Well if you live in Dauphin County you can. They have just introduced wine vending machines into several grocery stores. Geez, what happened to just buying it over the counter? Seriously dumbassed if you ask me.

Psst Thanks Perpetually Peeved for the hands up on the story.

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Meltdown in Aisle Three

This is no way to get smashed on alcohol. An angry Russian woman was filmed in San Fransisco throwing a tantrum down the liquor aisle. Evidently, prior to the footage she was throwing the bottles at customers.

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