OK, here’s the thing bootleg man, using methanol in your brew is gonna get you in big doodah especially if it ends up killing 22 people and making 300 really ill. Dude, how much of the stuff did you make? Indonesian police have arrested the unnamed man who had been selling his homemade liquor for $1.40 a litre. Hmm and not to be outdone authorities in Uganda are still trying to find the culprit who’s homemade gin has managed to kill 80 people.Yes, his lethal brew also contained methanol.
Psst Methanol is usually used as a solvent or in antifreeze.
Man, it was like totally heavy!
Oh for goodness sakes Andrew Garcia, don’t you know lighting a bong after you have cleaned it with alcohol usually leads to a kaboom or at the very least your mobile home burning down. Garcia had just cleaned his marijuana smoking tool when he decided to light it. The next thing he knew his curtains were ablaze . Unlucky for him an off duty police officer spotted him driving away from the burning mess.
OK, here’s the thing Larry Long, when you spend the weekend getting drunk and high, don’t be putting your 5 week old son in the oven and then leave him in it overnight. Hmm, I guess we should be grateful you left the door ajar and didn’t turn the friggin thing on, but dude? The following morning when he traced the babies cries to the oven he rang a Tennessee Mental Health Crisis line and told them what he had done. OK, I know what you are all thinking, what about the baby’s mom? Well she had taken 4-5 shots of whiskey the night before and had gone to bed, oblivious to bub’s dilemma.
OK, here’s the thing British prison officer people, if you give prisoners hand gel which contains alcohol expect them to make illicit concoctions with it. Hello? Hmm, the gel which was distributed throughout the prison to keep swine flu at bay has been used by the inmates to get drunk rather than to keep their hands nice and clean. Bye-bye alcohol based hand gel sanitizer.