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Alien Filmed in The Amazon

If an alien was going to plonk himself anywhere on earth where do you think he would go? Well it seems the Amazon rainforests, that’s where. Two British tourists claim they filmed an alien in the jungle and have passed the footage onto the Brazilian government. Evidently the government have now admitted that they have been monitoring alien activity in the area for some years under the name Operation Prato.

Psst Is the alien friggin bored, he just seems to be standing there doing nothing?

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Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!

The Pedophile’s Guide To Love and Pleasure

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Awkward. Amazon.com has been bitch slapped by its customers for selling an electronic book entitled “The Pedophile’s Guide To Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code Of Conduct” by Phillip R Greaves. Hmm,  seems some people have a problem with that! Sheez, what do you want for only $4.79 AND free shipping? Anywho, how many peds have Kindles?

Psst Oh and forget having a sticky beak, it has already been removed due to popular outrage.

Hmm, the author seems like an OK guy…in friggin lala land!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Well That Sucks

Boo!

You know what’s worse than friggin vampire bats? Rabid vampire bats. The friggin blood sucking flying rodents have been responsible for the deaths of 4 children in the Amazon community of Urakusa so far, with an estimated  500 people carrying wounds from having been fanged. Hmm, that’s a lot of blood sucking!

Psst Might be a  good time to be going for Team Edward.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Phenomenon

Three Moon Wolf T-ShirtFriggin bloggers are to blame. You know when someone advertises a totally crap product and you laugh to yourself, wondering who the hell would buy that. Well, Brian Govern decided to pull the piss on the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt after Amazon inadvertently suggested, through it’s  “recommendation system”, that he may be interested in purchasing one. Before he knew it his piss pulling comment went viral, with over 1000 people placing hilarious reviews about the t-shirt on Amazon. Some of the funniest comments include; “It cured cancer”, “You don’t put this T-shirt on your torso, you put it on your soul,” Amazon are currently selling 100 Three Wolf Moon t-shirts an hour. Who’s howling now? Hmm, so there is hope for the snuggie blanket then?

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