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Amy Winehouse Was Clean

Amy Winehouse did NOT die of an illegal  drug overdose, I repeat, no illegal drugs found in her system. OK, alcohol was present but it  has yet to be determined if that played a role in her death and prescription drugs have  not been excluded, so says the toxicology report.

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I Hope They’re Clean!

The still emotionally upset father of Amy Winehouse, was yesterday seen handing out his daughter’s clothes to fans who were still holding vigils outside her home. Mitch explained to shocked fans that Amy would have wanted them to have her clothes. Hmm, really? He was last seen leaving the house with her ballet pumps in his back pocket. Please, don’t let them be those infamous blood soaked ones!

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Amy Winehouse Dead at 27

The world is today mourning the death of singer Amy Winehouse. The Rehab singer was pronounced dead at the scene  after paramedics were called  to  her London flat. Winehouse had been suffering a very public drinking and alcohol problem over the last few years following her meteoric rise to fame with the launch of her  album Back to Black in 2007. Such a sad waste of such a great talent . She will now join the elite 27 club featuring  Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Brian Jones and Jim Morrison  who all died at the age of 27. Hopefully you can now Rest in Peace  Amy Winehouse.

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Intervention Please

The train-wreck, which is Amy Winehouse,  has canceled her tour after being booed and jeered  in Belgrade on opening night. The disheveled and obviously wasted singer could hardly stand let along sing as fans vented their frustration.This is not going to end well!

Psst Management should be ashamed of themselves for allowing the fragile singer to be performing when they know damn well she should still be rehab.

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Winehouse back in Rehab I Say Yes, Yes, Yes,

Sculling a miniature bottle of Smirnoff then vomiting in a hair salon toilet before telling staff “I just puked all over your bathroom.”  must mean one thing, Amy Winehouse has decided to go back to rehab. Yep, the trainwreck got in one last swig before checking in for treatment at The Priory.

Want sauce with that?

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Winehouse’s Night At The Theatre

My bad?

Nothing like Amy Winehouse to ruin a night at the theatre. The girl who doesn’t want to go to rehab is alleged to have kicked a theatre manager in the balls after she heckled the Cinderella pantomime performers at Milton Keynes theatre in Buckinghamshire. Hmm, as the little kiddies and their parents were encouraged to interact with the actors, Amy kept yelling such one liners as  “He’s fucking behind you” and “Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me.” OOh and don’t think the ugly stepsisters had any comebacks, Winehouse called them “bitches”. All this, while some of the children in the audience burst into tears. Enter Richard Pound the front of house manger who tried to usher the volatile singer into a box, he got a punch, hair pull and a kick between the legs for his troubles. Police were eventually called.See , now I would have paid good money to see that!

Psst Evidently the person to blame for inviting the train wreck was Anthony Kavanagh (Prince Charming) who was hoping to impress the cast. Hmm, mission accomplished.

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Want to Know What Winehouse Had For Lunch?

Amy Winehouse, bless! Imagine the horror of some poor Harvey Nichols assistant on opening up a package from Amy WInehouse and discovering a pile of clothing covered in vomit. Add into that horror the green fungi growing on the silk apparel. I’m thinking the smell wouldn’t be good either. Evidently, Harvey Nichols sent the trainwreck some silk and satin frocks to wear for London Week (it’s their own fault) which was, oh, so long ago. This week a courier returned them, with evidence of what she had been up to, all over the dresses. An unnamed source said “While wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.” Evidently only one dress had the songstress’s sick on it, but she threw everything in together and whoala $25,000  of designer labels destroyed. If I was Harvey Nichols I’d be chucking them up (pardon the pun) on eBay because some sucker would pay a fortune for Amy’s DNA. Dear god, Winehouse cloning!

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