At First You Don’t Succeed

For crying out loud, how much scorn does this woman possess? A wife who snipped off her hubby’s penis with scissors after she caught him cheating has chopped it off AGAIN after surgeons reattached it. Yep, angry Feng Lung sneaked into the hospital room and chopped it off again and then threw the offending appendage out the window. Unfortunately for hubby a search by police and doctors failed to find his penis . It was suspected a stray cat or dog took off with it. The hubby’s lover, who had visited him in hospital, said she didn’t care he was missing his willy as he has 5 children anywho. As for Feng, she is under arrest….again.

While You Were Sleeping

Look away men, this could bring an enormous tear to your eye. A Vietnamese woman was so livered that her hubby had had an affair she grabbed a pair of scissors while he was sleeping, snipped off his penis and threw it in the river. Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad, she only cut half of it off. Sheez! After handing herself in she told police he was a wife beating, jobless, druggie. Hmm I’m guessing  the marriage is over then!

So Honey, I’m Guessing No Dinner?

OK, here’s the thing Dale Morris, whacking your hubby with a crowbar in the balls will get you an aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment charge for sure. Evidently the incident was sparked by a note left by her husband. When he arrived home he was welcomed with a crowbar to the crotch and head. Sheez, I wonder what the note said?

Yes Sir, That’s My Baby

Nasty!

A woman in India has cut off her hubby’s privates with a knife after she suspected he was having an affair. Hmm, well that kinda ends it either way, now doesn’t it? Known only as Baby, she originally had gone to police to lodge a complaint about her husband’s infidelities but later withdrew it, telling them she would sort it out herself. Sorting it out meant serving her hubby, Jaspal, a spiked drink and then cutting off  his penis. Baby later went back to the police station and told them what she had done. Jaspal remains in the Jalandhar Hospital in a serious condition. Oh boy, a woman’s scorn.

A Woman’s Scorn

That should do it!

Here’s the thing guys, if you are going to cheat on your missus expect something to happen to your genitals. The Loons are well versed on this subject matter. Oyindamola Ojofeitimi (way too many vowels) was pretty damn peeved with her hubby’s infidelities. So much so she decided to take revenge in a manner that would bring tears to any man’s eyes. As he lay sleeping like a baby in his bed, Oyindamola was brewing herself a nice big pot of boiling water. She tiptoed to his room and then poured it all over Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi’s manhood. She then picked up a chunk of wood to defend herself, just in case he retaliated (as if). Neighbors describe a sound like that of a woman’s scream coming from their apartment (no doubt). He is now in hospital with  2nd and 3rd degree burns and she is now hoping someone will bail her out of jail.Mr Ojofeitimi Said “I didn’t anticipate this at all,” (they never do).

Psst You think a couple in their 60’s would know better!