Watch Out For …Oh Nevermind

A grumpy pedestrian was too busy thumb waving at a car that he forgot to take note of pole. Karma right?

When a Cat Hates You

A Wisconsin couple had to call 911 after their cat went commando and held them hostage. Yes, little kitty was none too pleased about something and attacked hubby before cornering them in their home. Emergency services sent help and now kitty is lingering in a shelter, really pissed off now .

When A Domestic Goes Bad

I hate to think what he said or did, but a woman’s wrath …

PSST Australia

 

Haters Gonna Hate, Hate, Hate

Oh no Geraldo, you wouldn’t? Seems poor Geraldo Riveria got so miffed by all the nasty comments he received after posting support for Obama’a executive order on immigration he threatened to hand over the “little pieces of shits” who posted to Fox News and Facebook authorities. Blahahahaha , what is this talk? Fox News authorities ….blahahahahhaa…. what are they gonna do? Silly.

It’s Friggin Stale

A woman in South Carolina was so peeved about getting a stale Cinnamon bun at Burger King she threatened to pull a gun on staff. Hell has no fury like a stale Cinnabon!

There Is a Man In Iran With Only One Shoe

When the Iranian president arrived home to Tehran following a trip to New York guess what he got for his troubles? A shoe thrown at him, that’s what.  Yep, evidently his little tongue wag with President Obama “Great Satan” over the phone  enraged some hardliners so someone hurdled a shoe. Careful guys thta could be a fatwa right there

A Little Extreme

A man who went all ninja with a samurai sword told police he was pissed at his mother’s boyfriend for accusing him of stealing a can of shrimp. Well, who wouldn’t be?

Psst Florida

There’s No Place Like Gnome

Seems the gnome loving nation of England are none too pleased with IKEA’s latest advertising campaign . Nobody likes seeing gnomes viciously attacked and then being replaced by IKEA furniture. One protester proclaimed ‘Garden gnomes will live longer than Ikea furniture.’

Argo F-Yourself Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck maybe the toast of Hollywood at the moment but over in Iran he’s just shit on their shoes. Iran are still friggin irate over Afflects portrayal of Iranians in his award winning movie Argo. So much so that they are planning to sue. One really pissed off Irani said Ben Affleck might one day be hanged for war crimes and treason and not just for Argo, but also for his role in the 2001 film Pearl Harbor. Hey, bad acting isn’t necessarily a hangable offence is it?  Run Lindsay Lohan, run!!!

Waiter Fail

You know what I hate? When you get your restaurant receipt and it has “fat girls” printed on it. Seems the waiter added it to identify the customers. Needless to say they were really , really pissed.