Attention people, this is a public service announcement, can the person who stole Uncle Sam’s 6ft chrome giraffe unicycle and 1,000 animal making balloons in Swansea, please return them. The clown’s friggin freaking. The cycle and balloons were stolen from a house in Morriston and he is highly upset because now he’s basically just a man in a silly outfit. Uncle Sam believes the unicycle was stolen for scrap metal because lets face it , who the hell would ride a 6ft tall chrome giraffe unicycle without drawing attention. Anywho, see someone acting suspiciously with a unicycle ring the Swansea police.