Tag Archives: animal sex

Nicholas Cage’s Eccentric Eating Habits

Nicholas Cage professes to only eating animals which he thinks have sex the right way. In Cage’s world fish and chicken have dignified sex, but pigs? Hmm, not so much!  Okie dokie, so how’s about explaining why you ate the real cockroach in Vampire’s Kiss then?

Psst Dear god, if I had to think about how an animal had sex, before eating my food, I’d be a vegetarian or really , really kinky!!!


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Extreme Sex

OK, I don’t really know where to go with this one but Andrew Robert Holland has appeared in court accused of possessing a pornographic image of a person having sex with a tiger. No people, not THAT Tiger, a real one. Mr Holland from Coedpoeth, Wrexham, Clwyd (where ever the hell that is ?) is accused of being in possession of the extreme bestiality image which probably resulted in serious injury to the person’s genitals and which (more to the point) was “grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character”. OK, curious minded loons, the story doesn’t actually say if the “person” was male or female, whether they were a willing participant, if Mr Holland was the one who took the photo (assuming it was a photograph!) or where the tiger came from. So many questions, so few answers!

Psst Seems everyone’s having sex with a Tiger!


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