Tag Archives: animals

Vets Go To Heaven

A bit shout out to the vets who have volunteered their time and expertise saving helpless animals caught up in the deadly California fires. So many animals were abandoned as people fled the fast-moving flames.

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Wildlife Don’t Give A Sh*t

It seems like wildlife have had enough and no longer give a toss about what humans think. Take these kangaroos for instances. Stuff it, lets hold up traffic while we get it on!!!!

Then there is this guy …

Every day, during peak hour traffic, he crosses the busy road to get to his harem on the other side. He don’t care how inconvenient it is. You can goddam wait!!!

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Humanizing Animals

It’s friggin bad enough living with people and their human attributes but now scientist want to give animals some. Human attributes that is! Seems there is a growing number of scientists tinkling with animal genetics. OK, more than one million. Yep, that’s right, scientists are adding human genes and/or tissues to animals. Most of the experiments are on mice and fish in the hope of finding cures for diseases such as cancer and Alzheimer’s but some are using technology to try to create humanized animals. Egads, is the world ready for a real Mickey Mouse? Several top scientists are now pushing for tough new laws to prevent nightmare scenarios!

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Nicholas Cage’s Eccentric Eating Habits

Nicholas Cage professes to only eating animals which he thinks have sex the right way. In Cage’s world fish and chicken have dignified sex, but pigs? Hmm, not so much!  Okie dokie, so how’s about explaining why you ate the real cockroach in Vampire’s Kiss then?

Psst Dear god, if I had to think about how an animal had sex, before eating my food, I’d be a vegetarian or really , really kinky!!!

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