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Would Anne Frank Have Been A Belieber?

Justin Beiber signs Anne Frank House guestbookGuess what Justin Beiber wrote in the guestbook after visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam?

‘Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.’

Oh for crying out loud, that is one hell of an ego you have there son. Plus the last thing I need is an  image of Anne Frank bopping to Beibs.

Psst Never thought I would see Justin Beiber and Anne Frank mentioned in the same sentence!!!

 

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Timber!!!!!

Remember the chestnut tree Anne Frank wrote about in her diaries? You know, the one she used to watch from the attic window that made her happy while she was cooped up in the house for 25 months hiding from the Nazis. Anywho, it fell down. Yes, a big friggin storm blew into Amsterdam and knocked the mighty thing over. OK, it didn’t take much because the 150 year old tree was pretty much rotted, having suffered from fungus and moths for years. Now there may have to be some “pretty pleases” to have the tree replaced by one of its numerous clones because the chestnut was on  neighbor’s property.

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Uncut Version Of Anne Frank’s Diary Too Saucy For Students

How rude!

Geez, I hope the southern California schools don’t get wind of this one. Evidently, the Culpepper County Public Schools in Virginia have banned Anne Frank’s The Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Edition due to the  mention of her “lady flower”. So  I am guessing there ain’t no chance of me getting the Vagina Monologues on the school curriculum any time soon? The book was shelved after yet another parent complained about the sexually references. Oh well, now the 8th graders will just have to be happy with Daddy Frank’s version because he edited all the naughty bits out.

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Anne Frank is on Youtube!

Wanna see 7 seconds of Anne Frank looking out of a window to watch a wedding procession? Come on sure you do, it’s the only known footage of the diary writer and it’s on Youtube!

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