Hey guys, if the distance from your anus to your balls is shorter than 2 inches (5.2cm) you’re more likely to be infertile. It’s true, for goodness sakes, I read it in Reuters (they wouldn’t make this shit up!) The measurement is known as anogenital distance (AGD) and the shorter the distance the lower the sperm count. That got ya reaching for your rulers, now didn’t it? Hmm, OK, so now what?