Tag Archives: apocalypse

End of World Alert

Vatican coin misspelled JesusA religious computer programmer believes Jesus is on his way back to Earth to destroy the planet. Seems he has had enough. The programmer has calculated that at the end of 2016 we will face the apocalypse and those lucky enough will head to heaven while the rest will be sizzling somewhere else. She wrote on her website ‘In the fall of 2016, the 6,000 years of sin on earth will come to an end, everlasting righteousness will be brought in, and Jesus will come again to take His people to heaven.’

PSST I wonder what Jesus has been doing for the passed 2000 years?

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Happy Apocalypse Day

Oh good I’m still here. Psst, are all you loons still out there? I’m doing a head count.

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Australian Prime Minister Announces The End Of The World

Holy crap, the apocalypse is nigh, Julia Gillard said so. Run for your lives. I know a little place in France….

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Apocalypse Free Zone Is In France

Small village in France is a doomsday free zone

Hi, make yourself at home

For all of you worried about the Mayan doomsday prediction, I have some good news. Seems a little farming community in Bugarch, France, is an apocalypse free zone. Yes siree, those lucky enough to be there on the 21st December will be spared, thanks to the aliens living in the mountains. Yes, there aliens in them there hills. UFO watchers and Armageddon tourists have been flocking to the town after hearing word of “The land of immortality.” and the mountain of aliens. You still have time loons, you still have time.

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Another Red Herring?

Oo Oh!

Oh dear, 2012 has not got off to a good start. Twenty tonnes of dead herring have just washed up on a beach in Norway. Hmm, could this be the start of the animal apocalypse? Hmm, and I thought something was rotten in Denmark!

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