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Thief Rings Apple Support

And the dumbass of the week award goes to the thief who rang Apple’s technical support for assistance with unlocking a stolen laptop. Seriously dude, good luck with that. Seems Apple sent a thank you follow up email to the real owner who notified them it was stolen. That’s when Apple support donned on their deerstalkers and tracked down the thief and the Apple Air.

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No Siri, NO!!!

Apple fix Siri glitchApple have made a few adjustments to Siri after it was discovered she was suggesting locations of bridges to  people who wanted to end it all. Whoopsie. The glitch was discovered when a blogger asked Suri whether he should jump off a bridge and she proceeded to give him a list of nearby bridges. Luckily it was discovered in time.

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Samsung Doesn’t Like Apples

Oh my, seems Apple’s marketing department have been Samsunged ….

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Hey Mitt, How Do You Spell America?

OMG, Presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s new iphone app, “I’m with Mitt” has an awkward mistake, one of the screen savers says this …

Might want to use spell check next time. Oh and it will be a few days for Apple to approve the new version. What a silly Mitt wit!!!

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RIP Steve Jobs

A brief statement from Apple has confirmed the death of  Steve Jobs from cancer. Thanks for my ipod, iphone and ipad (not so much iTunes) . The genius put up a brave fight.

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Steve No-Jobs

Thank god I don’t have Apple shares. Steve Jobs just resigned!! Phew, close one.

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Stalker Alert for iPad and iPhone Users

Seems Apple are not the nice people we have come to know and love. Alasdair Allan and Pete Warden have uncovered a dastardly plot by Apple to have your every move monitored and recorded. Inside every iPhone and iPad is a tracking device which is synced and stored in iTunes. This device keeps a record of every location you have ever been to when carrying your phone or iPad. Hmm, handy for the FBI. For those who bothered to read the 15,000 word iTunes agreement it is all there in black and white ….”Apple and our partners and licensees may collect, use, and share precise location data, including the real-time geographic location of your Apple computer or device. This location data is collected anonymously in a form that does not personally identify you and is used by Apple and our partners and licensees to provide and improve location-based products and services. For example, we may share geographic location with application providers when you opt in to their location services.”
Holy crap, Armageddon was in our pocket all the time!

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Gayness Begone!

How fab, Apple have approved an app that can cure homosexuality. One catch boys,its religious, promising ‘freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus’. Exodus can be downloaded onto your ipad or iphone and then before you can say bippity boppity boo you’re a raving hetro. Bless. I wonder if it comes in pink? Hmm, have they got one for curing cancer?

Psst People seem to have a problem with this.

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What Apple Didn’t Want You To See

Planning to get yourself an iPad2? Hmm, might want to watch this first…

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Apple Fail

I’m just saying …

Hmm, Granny Smith would be proud!!!!

 

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