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Polly Want An Argument?

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Flip Flop to the Crotch!

You know what I hate? When you get in a big old  argument with your hubby about those doing  the shopping and in your rage  you  chuck your flip flop at his penis and then YOU to end up  being  arrested for battery. I really friggin hate that! Not a good look on the resume either !

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Get A Grip!

A woman in Seattle has been charged with third-degree domestic violence after she allegedly squeezed her boyfriend’s balls so hard during a fight that he had to have surgery. Ouch! Hmm, want look good on your resume Jennifer Kolone.

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The Movie Had It All, Action, Thriller, Drama, Suspence

You talking to me?

OK, here’s the thing movie goers in Latvia, never tell a loud popcorn munching man to shut the hell up while watching Black Swan, because that’s a shooting. The 27 year old graduate of the police academy, who holds a doctorate in law from the University of Latvia, waited until the end of the movie (considerate) before opening fire on the man who had complained about his eating habits.

Psst Yes, the man died.

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Baby Name Tragedy

OK, here’s the thing mister, killing your 6 month pregnant girlfriend, her sister and yourself over the name of your unborn baby is friggin dumbass. Joseph Cummings from Boston shot dead his longtime girlfriend Kimberly Nguyen and her sister (an aspiring medical student) before turning the gun on himself because Kimberly wanted to hyphenate the baby’s name. Hmm, problem pretty much solved!

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Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

OK, here’s the thing, if you are going to get a tattoo make sure you don’t argue with the tattooist, otherwise you could find yourself with a penis on your back. A 25 year old Queensland man is now walking around with a 40cm tatt of a penis and an obscene slogan on his back after he offended a professional tattooist during a session. The victim had originally requested a yin and yang symbol with some dragons but now has a dick for his troubles. The tattooist has been charged with two accounts of assault.

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Last Act Of Defiance

OK here’s the thing, don’t be calling your girlfriend a lesbian if you value your genitals and life. Samantha Brown and her sister have been jailed after they left Dean Darvill to bleed to death following  an argument. The fight started after Dean accused Samantha of having  gay affair so she stabbed him the groin with a kitchen knife and fled. Meanwhile sis, Toni, refused to ring for an ambulance despite his pleas. She also stopped another woman, who was in the house, from ringing. Then in a despicable act Toni rang Dean’s  family to tell them he had been wounded but refused to give them her address so they could call an ambulance. Sadly had he received immediate medical treatment he would have  survived. Toni’s reason for not calling 999….she didn’t want to wake her young children.

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Margarine or Butter?

For a brother and sister in Washington, when it comes to making macaroni and cheese it’s friggin essential to get it right. The brother was forced to call police after an argument over whether to make the meal with butter or margarine turned ugly. It is alleged the sister went ballistic and tried to cut her brother’s neck with the serrated edge of a spatula after they fought about which was better, butter or margarine.

Psst If they bought it in a friggin pre-mix all they would have to do is add water…gosh!!!

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Weed Whacker vs Bucket of Water

Oh for the love of god, not the friggin weed whacker! A 20 year hate feast between two neighbors in Hesse, Germany, got ugly when one of the elderly men attacked the other with a weed whacker (aka whipper snipper). It all started when one of the men decided to trim his lawn with the weed whacker, disturbing the other man. So pissed off, he grabbed a bucket of water and threw it over him. That’s when the weed whacking dude turned on him with his gardening tool, ripping him to shreds. The fight ended after the victims wife broke it up, but the man had to be flown to hospital via helicopter with multiple flesh wounds and severe damage to his knees. The weed whacking villain was arrested and may be charged with attempted homicide. No word on whether he finished trimming his grass!

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Lack of Easter Dress Sense

When you go to a family Easter dinner dressed in a T-shirt and denim shorts you normally don’t expect to get shot. Police say Evelyn Burgess (42) was not impressed when Danielle Pickens (19) rocked up to the dinner inappropriately dressed. Of course it ended in a fight but when Ms Pickens went outside to leave…kaboom…Ms Burgess shot her in the head with a shotgun. Ms Pickens later died in hospital. There goes Easter!

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