Oh for the love of flying. When a pilot got no response from an Arkansas airport traffic control tower he called it in. Seems the air traffic control guy was pissed as a squirrel, passed out on a chair, wearing a robe and slippers. Awww, don’t wake him….he’s sleeping it off, bless.
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An Arkansas couple were explaining to a TV crew how a tree had fallen on their house when a naked man walked out of the woods and killed the whole damn story. Seems the man was high as a kite.
Yeah, about those
1,000 5,000 blackbirds found dead in Beebe Arkansas, Arkansas officials are now investigating the death of over 100,000 drum fish in the Arkansas River near Ozark. WTF is going on Arkansas? Experts believe it is probably disease to blame for the mass kill. Hmm and if you were wondering, Ozark is about 150 miles from Beebe. Birds? Fish? What next?
No need to worry people but why the hell did 1,000 blackbirds fall from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas. Word on the street is they all died within a 1 mile radius and all appeared to have physical trauma. Sheez, Armageddon? Other theories include….struck by lightning, scared to death by fireworks or death by high altitude hail.
Why is it that fast food brings out the worst in people. A one legged man pulled a gun on staff at a Wendy’s store because they forgot a straw.It all started when Johnathan Hensley and his wife Jessica went to a drive thru in Jonesboro, Arkansas. As they were driving off they noticed they were short some french fries and a straw. Jessica entered the store to make a complaint and one thing led to another and she was kicked out of the premises. At this point Johnathon gets out of his truck and points a .38 caliber pistol at the staff. Anywho police arrive, truck searched, meth lab equipment seized, drugs seized, money seized and Mr Hensley seized. Like fries with that?