Just Don’t Harm The Dog

Before you go and judge this 16 year old Russian teen, lets not forget here were a few positive things that came out of her plan to hire an assassin to kill her mom.  A) she didn’t want the family dog injured B) she wanted her papa spared because he was the main source of her pocket money and C) She wanted her mother to die a quick and painless death. See, all and all she was very thoughtful. Hmm, Christmas is going to be awkward!!!

John Hinckley Unhappy With Public’s Perception

Remember John Hinckley the guy who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan? Yeah well, apparently he isn’t happy that people only think of him as the guy who tried to kill the president.Hmm, well I always thought of you as the nutter who was trying to impress Jodie Foster, if that helps? Anywho, Hinckley, who resides in a mental hospital, has been dabbling in music and painting and is frustrated by the public’s perception  “I’m an artist. I’m a musician. Nobody knows that. They just see me as the guy who tried to kill Reagan,” Hmm, yep, pretty much!

Stating The Bleeding Obvious

A California board has denied parole for Robert F. Kennedy’s convicted assassin, Sirhan Sirhan.

Squeaky Clean

Hmm, OK people,you might want to think about skipping any visits to Houston next month. Notorious Charles Manson follower and convicted president Ford would-be assassin, Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme ( now in her 60’s), is about to be released from a Texas jail after having served 30 years. The Manson loving, gun toting, Redwood tree hugging, president hater will be released on parole from the Federal Medical Center Carswell in Fort Worth real soon. Good luck with that.
Well alrighty, have a listen to a recent interview with Squeaky and see what you think. My favorite part is when she recalls pointing the gun at the president and the secret service man grabs it and she says “calm down”. Priceless. And to think she will be walking among us soon.