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Tennessee Ink

Remember the dude who pleaded guilty to plotting to assassinate President Obama? No? Oh well anywho, Daniel Cowart wants to have surgery to remove his iron cross and swastika tattoos before he’s thrown into federal prison. Seems someone’s got a little scared? I’m guessing he wants taxpayers to foot the bill for the surgery because lets face it, they wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to him, now would they?

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Terrorist Vs The Cartoonist Update

Hello, mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers!

Okie Dokie, a little update on the cartoonist vs the assassin. Seems like Kurt Westergaard didn’t take his 5 year old granddaughter into the panic room (as first thought) when the axe wielding fanatic broke into his house. It is being reported he left her in the living room and locked himself in his special room all by himself while the mad man swore and carried on like a pork chop, attacking the bathroom door with an axe. Mr Westergaard said ” I feared for my grandchild. But she did great. I knew that he wouldn’t do anything to her.” He went on to say “It was close, really close. But we did it.” Geez gramps, I wouldn’t be so proud! Anywho, the Islamic Somali fanatic who can’t be named (Why the hell not?) is the same dude who was involved in an assassination plot against Hillary Clinton last year.

Psst I bet cartoonist is off babysitting duties until further notice!

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