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Asteroid Alert

explosion

Evidently there is an enormous asteroid heading straight for earth and scientists have no idea how to stop it. The kaboom is expected around 2880, hmm I think I’ ll be too old to care.

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Duck, Asteroid Coming

Asteroid could hit Earth in 2032Forget the fiscal cliff we have bigger things to worry about. Seems there is some enormous friggin asteroid heading straight for us with a 1 in 63,000 chance of a direct hit. Heavens to  Murgatroyd . NASA says the 400 meter asteroid has a a kaboom force of 2000 atomic bombs and a danger rating of 1 out of a possible 10 on the Torino Impact Hazard Scale but we all know they would never tell us the truth. Anywho, we have until 2032 before potential kaboom, so I suggest we all start digging ourselves asteroid shelters. Hmm, yep I’m guessing fibbing is the best option, as I couldn’t cope with 19 years of mass hysteria…… AND don’t expect Bruce Willis to come to our rescue, he’ll be 77 .

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Get Ready For Another Asteroid Near Miss

Asteroid to pass EarthDuck everyone, Asteroid 2012 DA14 is swinging by Earth next Friday. The big chunk of space rock, which is about half the size of a football field, will get within 27,400km (17,025miles) of my jacuzzi. NASA says no need for concern, which is concerning in itself,  I just filled the damn thing.

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Duck, Another Asteroid Heading Our Way

Hard hats on loons, another asteroid is hurtling our way and it’s the size of a city block. The massive object named 2012 LZ1 was discovered a few days ago an should pass Earth tonight. OK, there’s  not a snowflakes chance in hell it’s going to hit us, as it’s expected to pass within a distance of 7.5 million kilometers but experts have been known to get it wrong. Brace position!!!!

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Everybody Duck An Asteroid Is Coming

If by any chance we survive the Mayan’s 2012 end of earth prediction we will then have a 150ft asteroid to contend with in 2013. The huge space rock, which is called 2012 DA14, is expected to avoid us by only 17,000 miles. Experts say that the odds of a hit are very low but in 2020 you might want to grab a hard hat as its orbit is very similar to Earth’s and chances of a kaboom  will drastically increase. Just forewarning you people!!!

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Everybody Duck!!!!

Run!!! Run, for your lives!!!

OK loons, no need to panic but the Earth nearly got hit by a bus sized asteroid last night. What’s worse, the friggin scientists, who are supposedly watching our backs, didn’t see it coming!!!! Asteroid 2012 BX34 missed us by 60,000km,  which in science speak is “pretty friggin close”, and now is listed in the top 20 near misses list.

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New Date For The End of the World

Ok loons, no need to panic just yet, that asteroid which will hurtled past earth tonight is definitely going to miss us but we may not be so lucky in 2036. Seems scientists have an eyebrow raised over another flying boulder which could see a collision occur in 2036. So the Mayans got it wrong too then?

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Asteroids Got a Bum Wrap!

Who friggin cares!!!!

Well, well, well, seems the asteroids have been the innocent victims in the whole dinosaur extinction argument. NASA scientists are now debunking the theory that asteroids crashed into Earth 65 million years ago, annihilating the dinosaurs. Calling Lily Rush, Lily Rush to the front counter please. Yep, it seems they all got it wrong. The Baptisina asteroid, which has always been seen as the guilty party, broke up closer to 80 million years ago  instead of the 160 million years previously thought. Which means it had an alibi!

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Russia To The Rescue

The sky is falling!

Yes, Russia maybe the only ones that can save the world from a asteroid hurtling to earth. No, this isn’t some scene from a disaster movie but a claim made by Russia’s space agency. Called mission Apophis the agency are concerned about the threat of a 885ft  rock estimated to hit earth  in 2029. Despite NASA dissing the threat, Russia are pushing the panic button and are brainstorming ideas to save the world.  One of the suggestions is building a special spacecraft and blowing the damn thing off course. Hmm, me thinks someone has been watching Armageddon.

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