Evidently there is an enormous asteroid heading straight for earth and scientists have no idea how to stop it. The kaboom is expected around 2880, hmm I think I’ ll be too old to care.
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Forget the fiscal cliff we have bigger things to worry about. Seems there is some enormous friggin asteroid heading straight for us with a 1 in 63,000 chance of a direct hit. Heavens to Murgatroyd . NASA says the 400 meter asteroid has a a kaboom force of 2000 atomic bombs and a danger rating of 1 out of a possible 10 on the Torino Impact Hazard Scale but we all know they would never tell us the truth. Anywho, we have until 2032 before potential kaboom, so I suggest we all start digging ourselves asteroid shelters. Hmm, yep I’m guessing fibbing is the best option, as I couldn’t cope with 19 years of mass hysteria…… AND don’t expect Bruce Willis to come to our rescue, he’ll be 77 .
OK loons, no need to panic but the Earth nearly got hit by a bus sized asteroid last night. What’s worse, the friggin scientists, who are supposedly watching our backs, didn’t see it coming!!!! Asteroid 2012 BX34 missed us by 60,000km, which in science speak is “pretty friggin close”, and now is listed in the top 20 near misses list.