If there ever was a law suit waiting to happen.An Auckland evangelical church is offering a cure all oil to its followers. The church claims the magical oil can cure schizoprenia, tumours, strokes and marriage problems (to name a few). What is the magic potion you ask? Hmm, it is none other than olive oil… but wait… the oil has been blessed at the sites of biblical miracles in Israel which makes it special.In their newslatter they say “The Holy Oil was chosen by God as an instrument of faith to heal the sick …If you have faith and use the oil in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, God will bless you,” Good luck with that.
Psst Do you cook with it or rub it on? Confused.
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You think your job is bad, spare a thought for casino workers in Auckland, New Zealand. They have been forced to wear flea collars around their ankles, thanks to a friggin flea infestation. Despite the casino being cleaned everyday the fleas have pretty much called SkyCity Casino home for several years now. Management say they unaware of any complaints about insect bites.
Psst It could be worse, they could suffer from nervous ticks!!!!
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It makes you wonder just how many people were spitting at the Auckland International Airport for someone to go to this much trouble AND in three different languages!
OK, here’s the thing sexually aroused juror, don’t be wearing no condom to court or the friggin trial will be aborted. Oh dear, it is alleged an elderly man who was on the jury of a sexual abuse trial in Auckland has admitted he became sexually aroused listening to the victim’s evidence. In an attempt to cope he told another member of the jury he wore a condom in the courtroom. When the judge got wind of this she aborted the case. Seriously creepy!
Oh for crying out loud, the police in New Zealand are looking for five people believed to be teenage girls, who held up a Auckland take-away store with a gun, knife and hammer. They got away with between 50-70 ice creams. Yep, after failing to get the till open, the group then focused their attentions on a freezer full of ice-creams. Geez, I hope they get an acne breakout!